
I Don't Wanna Adult Today (Extended Existential Groove Edition)
[Verse 1] Alarm clock screamin' like it pays my bills Brain said "nope", I just lost my will Coffee's brewin' but my soul's on strike Even my to-do list yelled at me, "yikes" [Pre-Chorus] Emails cursin' like they know my name Deadlines whisperin', "this ain't a game" But my willpower packed a bag and left Didn't even send a text [Chorus] I don't wanna adult today Put the stress and the chores away Let the world spin, I'll just stay In my "nope, not now" café I'll do just enough to survive Keep the lights on, stay alive If that's all I've got, okay Yeah, I don't wanna adult today [Verse 2] Brain said "focus," I said "nah" Now I’m reorganizing my sock drawer spa Made a list of things to do Then ignored it like I always do Snack break turned to second lunch Time just vanished, gone, kaput If productivity's a game I forgot to log in [Bridge] I don't wanna be a productive queen or a responsible adult Maybe today I can just be a tired pigeon with boundaries Yeah… maybe we'll try again tomorrow [Chorus] I don't wanna adult today Put the stress and the chores away Let the world spin, I'll just stay In my "nope, not now" café Don't wanna adult today. Maybe run outside and play. May not be my best day again Still showin' up anyway [Instrumental Groove] [Chorus] I don't wanna adult today Put the stress and the chores away Let the world spin, I'll just stay In my "nope, not now" café I'll do just enough to survive Keep the lights on, stay alive If that's all I've got, okay Yeah, I don't wanna adult today [Verse 3] Started thinkin' 'bout my life at noon Existential crisis, light cartoon Am I behind or just off-track? Or just need a nap and a snack pack? Phone keeps buzzin', I let it slide Peace and quiet is my only guide If the world needs more from me today It can kindly... wait its turn, okay? (whispered) Yeah, I don't wanna adult today In my "nope, not now" café [Final Chorus] I don't wanna adult today But I'll show up in my own way Let the world spin, I'll still stay In my "doin' okay" café I'll do just enough to survive Keep the lights on, stay alive Maybe I don’t need to win today Or fix every little thing in my way

