[Intro: 8 counts] [Psychedelic Swing-Pop, 132 BPM Up-Tempo Shuffle, Driving Walking Double Bass, Tight Brushed Jazz Kit, Syncopated Piano Comping, Jangle Guitar Stabs, Bright Penny Whistle Hooks, Mellow Spaced-out Female Crooner, Lazy Vocal Phrasing, Roomy Tape Delay, Hazy Lounge Ambience, Big-Band Accents] [Chorus] Pole cat pole cat What y'all doing in my eaves Pole cat, pole cat Why won't you ever let me be. [Verse] If your cellphone was your arsehole, You'd have your head shoved up it, Every hour of every day And that just ain't OK I advise you to walk the fuck away I advise you, To hear what I say [Chorus] Pole cat pole cat What y'all doing in my eaves Pole cat, pole cat Why won't you ever let me be. [Bridge: 12 counts] [Psychedelic Swing-Pop, 132 BPM Up-Tempo Shuffle, Driving Walking Double Bass, Tight Brushed Jazz Kit, Syncopated Piano Comping, Jangle Guitar Stabs, Bright Penny Whistle Hooks, Mellow Spaced-out Female Crooner, Lazy Vocal Phrasing, Roomy Tape Delay, Hazy Lounge Ambience, Big-Band Accents] Woof woof, what a whiff fido smells fear fido smells evil fido will take your throat leave the rest for the roaches The only creature low enough To pick at your foul inbred remains Humanities vile shit stains Woof woof, nasty sniff [Chorus] Pole cat pole cat What y'all doing in my eaves Pole cat, pole cat Why won't you ever let me be. [Outro: 8 counts] [Psychedelic Swing-Pop, 132 BPM Up-Tempo Shuffle, Driving Walking Double Bass, Tight Brushed Jazz Kit, Syncopated Piano Comping, Jangle Guitar Stabs, Bright Penny Whistle Hooks, Mellow Spaced-out Female Crooner, Lazy Vocal Phrasing, Roomy Tape Delay, Hazy Lounge Ambience, Big-Band Accents] [Abrupt Stop]