Hollywood Homewreckers

[Intro] Ladies... If your man’s out of town... You know who to call!!!! [Verse] She’s got a house up in the Valley With a view and a velvet couch Her man’s been working late again And she’s been wearing that smile around She says the pipes need fixing badly, The back door’s sticking in the frame I said, “Baby, don’t you worry We specialize in a little change” Got a toolbox full of trouble And a calendar open wide We can make a house feel hotter, before your husband gets inside [Pre-Chorus] We don’t need no invitation We don’t need no flashing sign Just a little conversation And a number you can dial anytime [Chorus] Hollywood Homewreckers On call all night long If your man ain’t doing it right, We can help you carry on Hollywood Homewreckers, We know what you desire One little spark, one little touch, and we can take you higher Hollywood Homewreckers! On call, all night long [Verse] From Encino down to Sherman Oaks We hear the midnight telephone A little voice says, “Are you busy?” I say, “Baby, I’m alone” We’ve got leather in the backseat, A little rhythm in the ride, And a reputation in the Valley That we never advertise We can loosen up a tight situation... We can put some heat into the night.... And if the neighbors start complaining We’ll just turn the music up tonight [Pre-Chorus] We don’t need no reservation We don’t need no alibi Just a little conversation And a reason NOT to say goodbye [Chorus] Hollywood Homewreckers On call all night long If your man ain’t doing it right, We can help you carry on Hollywood Homewreckers, We know what you desire One little spark, one little touch, and we can take you higher Hollywood Homewreckers! On call, All night long [Guitar Solo] Come on... That’s right... Keep it warm... [Verse] Now the sun is coming up And the Valley’s turning gold She says, “You boys are something else” I say, “That’s what we’ve been told” We don’t promise everlasting, We don’t claim to be the cure, But when the night gets lonely, We know exactly what we’re good for. So if your man is out chasing trouble And you’re tired of sleeping alone Leave a red light on in the window And we’ll come knocking at your home [Bridge] Twenty-four hours... Seven days a week... If you’ve got a little problem... We’re the men you need to see. [Guitar stab] Who you gonna call? [Backing vocals:] Homewreckers! Who you gonna call? Homewreckers! [Final Chorus] Hollywood Homewreckers On call all night long If your man ain’t doing right, We can help you carry on Hollywood Homewreckers, We know what you desire One little spark, one little touch, And we can take you higher Hollywood Homewreckers We’re the number that you know When the Valley starts getting lonely, we’re the place you wanna go Hollywood Homewreckers! [Outro] Twenty-four-seven... All night long... Hollywood Homewreckers!