[Intro] [horn stabs, slap bass groove] [Verse 1] [Vocal 1] [Male] [smooth, playful swagger] Whole town's feeling low and the sky is grey Everybody's working with no time to play Then a van pulls up with a horn on the side Says the Groove Doctor's here, come on inside Got a bag full of basslines, a box full of beats Got a pill for your feet and a cure for the heat Step right up if your Monday's been long I'll fix you up with a funky song [Chorus] [Male] [hook, female backing singers answer] Call the groove doctor, he's got what you need One dose of the funk and your soul is freed Shake your hips and let the trouble go Doctor's orders, move it nice and slow Feeling bad? Get on the floor Call the groove doctor [Verse 2] [Male] [smooth, playful swagger] Mrs Jones had a backache for a week Now she's doing the splits, she can hardly speak Mister Brown lost his job down the line Now he's dancing like he's doing just fine No needle, no waiting room, no bill to pay Just the bassline taking all your blues away Prescription's simple and it's always the same Move your body and forget your pain [Chorus] [Male] [hook, female backing singers answer] Call the groove doctor, he's got what you need One dose of the funk and your soul is freed Shake your hips and let the trouble go Doctor's orders, move it nice and slow Feeling bad? Get on the floor Call the groove doctor [Bridge] [Male] [bass and drums only, low] Doctor's in the house tonight Every little thing's gonna be alright [Chorus] [Male] [hook, female backing singers answer] Call the groove doctor, he's got what you need One dose of the funk and your soul is freed Shake your hips and let the trouble go Doctor's orders, move it nice and slow Feeling bad? Get on the floor Call the groove doctor [Outro] [Male] [last line, smiling] Groove doctor Get well soon [big horn hit]