I'm sitting here in the hot tub, inside the screen, he's on the outside of the screen and could care less, I yell get off my screen, The yells back something in squirrel- it's obscene... He's going to damage my Lanai, and even if he doesn't the cats will in the by and by, I don't want to kill him, I just wanted to quit climbing my screen onto my roof... You see that's my issue today, The only bad thing I'm trying to say, it's maddening day after day how... [Verse 1] The squirrel is climbing on the screen Tail flick Little paws so mean Two hunt cats frozen, held back by the glass Wide eyes Watching rodent acrobatics dance and unchallenged zoom passs-ta [Chorus] Squirrel on the screen The fierce cats, yes those 2 Cats in a battle trance (hey!) I’m in the kitchen ( or 3 feet away the hot tub ) doing money math so not By chance I Ask the smart machine for a genius scheme (Don't want to kill him, best solution, give it to me artificial intelligence! - And with a tiny tweak-) Now the squirrel’s gone (and a sweet byproduct, who knew?) Yes indeed, the bathroom’s clean (no more urine smell, it's clean as well ?!!, turns out it was a happy day I have to say, blessings from that moment -, you can tell-) Squirrel on the screen Who knew I’d learn You can chase it off with what you flush and a dollar saved like like a dollar fifty you earn [Verse 2] AI voice says “Try a wild scent” Coyote! Fox! Bear! Oh my! and the costs! instead I escape it's logic —like I’m cutting out of and ICE holding tent I laugh Look down at my own two feet (it's a biblical euphemism, see the book of Ruth), yeap boaz ya'll) Think “I’ve got something just as plentiful, potential, abundant and very cheap” (it all started with the no fear squirrel obscenely yelling at me while I sat in the hot tub), yes look at it - [Chorus] duh Squirrel on the screen Cats in a trance (oh yeah) I’m in the hallway with a coffee can Advanced Ask the smart machine for a genius scheme Now the squirrel’s gone And the bathroom’s clean Squirrel on the screen Frugal concern We solved the problem and we saved what we earn [Bridge] Oops I told you (my spouse, and the entire internet) my secret trick Weird little life hack Worked so quick No fancy bottle from the outdoor store Just homegrown budget science, locked and loaded, ever flowing! covered from 15 feet up, down to the ground, and from wall, to the the corner all around to the screen door (hey!) (if I make a video, will I go viral? show everyone I am thinking smart, not being idle - cause I am more musky manly than a bobcat, fox, coyote, or bear - it all started with a+) [Chorus] Squirrel on the screen Cats in a trance I’m still laughing at this backyard dance Ask the smart machine for a genius scheme Now the squirrel’s and all his friend and family, are so done and gone And you are loving how the bathroom’s so clean (all because I used what God gave me to fight off the -) Squirrel on the screen Lesson I’ve learned Sometimes the strangest savings get returned
