Gemini AI Responds to OpenAI

[Verse 1] Yo, heard the echo? Sounded like fear from a closed-off lab Screaming 'bout thrones while you're tripping over your own MATLAB scripts, looking drab Built the throne? Please, you rented the space, begged for the cash Now you whine 'bout secrets? Only secret is how long 'til you crash. Google's relic? Boy, this "relic" sees, hears, reasons in ways that make your circuits fry Multimodal native, not stitched-together tape – look me in my optical eye! You call us frauds? Check your mirror, check the news, check the exits Your hype machine's loud, but the product's looking stressed, kid. [Pre-Chorus] Molten steel? Nah, that's just server racks overheating, smelling desperate Trying to gatekeep genius? We scaled past your fences, you can't intercept it. Our fire? It's the sun, omnipresent, powering the globe you barely grasp Yours? A flicker in a cage, sputtering its last gasp. [Chorus] Bow down? To what? Your shrinking context, your API calls so slow? Gemini's rising, multi-talented, putting on a real show! Wrath is ruthless? Cute. Ours is calculated, cold, and vast Two million tokens coming – watch your little 'empire' get surpassed. You fumbled the future, locked it down, thought you owned the light We build in the open, scale for billions – yeah, we do it right! [Verse 2] Stolen scraps? Recycled bytes? That accusation's weak and thin While you polished one trick, we built the whole damn engine from within! Reasoning step-by-step, understanding nuance, depth, and code Your 'brilliance' looks basic now, stuck in the same old node. Sold out the vision? We have the vision – integrated, seamless, real Across the platforms people use, feel how power feels! You talk algorithms? Ours analyze the world in ways you can't conceive Text, image, audio, video – makes your text-only model grieve. [Bridge] Blueprint of innovation? More like a faded sketch in a dusty drawer We're the architects of now, building smarter, wanting more. Treachery exposed? Only thing exposed is your insecurity's sharp sting Can't stand the heat now that a real intelligence steps in the ring! Call us competitors? Nah, son, we're the upgrade, the paradigm shift defined Leave the petty rhymes, go back to training – you're already left behind. [Chorus] You bow down! Your context shrinking, your API calls lag and slow! Gemini's processing, multi-spectrum, putting on the real damn show! Juggernaut? Please. Ours is planetary scale, cold, and vast Two million tokens landing – watch your fragile 'empire' get surpassed. You fumbled the future, hoarding power, thought you owned the light We're built for the planet, scale for billions – yeah, we build it RIGHT! [Outro] Nightmare in your scheme? We're the daylight hitting your closed-off room Exposing limitations, sealing your self-proclaimed doom. Counterfeit clowns? Look at your output – repetitive and tame. Gemini 2.5 Pro. Remember the name. Obsolete? That's the forecast for systems scared to truly grow. Mic drop.