[Verse 1] They say it’s turkey season, a time to sit and feast, But that bird won’t pay the bills, it’s a broke man’s beast! Stuffing and cranberries, pumpkin pie, oh please, I’m dreamin’ ‘bout December—payday guarantees! [Chorus] Who cares about Thanksgiving turkey? When you can have Christmas cash! Skip the bird, pass the gravy, Let’s make those dollars flash! Black Friday’s on the horizon, And my wallet’s feelin’ brash, Who cares about Thanksgiving turkey, When you can have Christmas cash? [Verse 2] Grandma’s in the kitchen, whipping up a storm, But I’m scrollin’ sales on my phone, that’s my kind of norm. Forget the mashed potatoes, pass me the green, Not the beans, honey, I mean that money machine! [Chorus] Who cares about Thanksgiving turkey? When you can have Christmas cash! Skip the bird, pass the gravy, Let’s make those dollars flash! Layaway dreams are callin’, And my credit card’s a smash, Who cares about Thanksgiving turkey, When you can have Christmas cash? [Bridge (Breakdown with jazzy swing)] Forget the drumstick, I want some drum beats, Holiday jingles, Black Friday receipts. The turkey’s dry, but my cash is wet, December’s coming, and I’ve no regrets! [Verse 3] So take your yams and your dinner rolls, I’ve got holiday cheer in the form of bankrolls. I’ll trade your casserole for a crisp hundred bill, Christmas cash, baby—that’s the thrill! [Chorus (Big Finish)] Who cares about Thanksgiving turkey? When you can have Christmas cash! Stuff your stockings, not your belly, Gimme those gifts and stash! I’ll save my appetite for spending, On those sales, my savings dash! Who cares about Thanksgiving turkey, When you can have Christmas cash? [Outro] Christmas cash, baby, Christmas cash, Bye-bye, turkey—hello, stash!
