Riding for miles on some back road trails. Nothing to see but trees and rails. Got a pouch full of chew to pass the time, suns going down time to unwind. Alabama heat got us drenched in sweat. Never in my life have I felt this wet. [Sub chorus]Just one problem though. [Chorus] Can you help my friend Jack off his horse? His legs are too short he's like a dwarf. With the help of a stool he could unmount the steed, let's get'em off and go smoke some weed. Middle of July and we're back again. Beer in a cooler with some jack and Jim. Piss poor planning got us in a mess. Just like before we're gonna fail this test. Gotta find a tree or a fallen log. This shits stinks worse than a bog. [Sub chorus]this old chestnut again. [Chorus] Can you help my friend Jack off his horse? His legs are too short he's like a dwarf. With the help of a stool he could unmount the steed, let's get'em off and go smoke some weed. a late night stroll just my buddy and I. Riding equines in the dead of night. My friend suddenly feels the need to pee. Need to find a way to get him on his feet. Just at that instant I found relief. Someone nearby walking down the street. [Sub chorus] excuse me sir can I ask a favor? [Chorus] Can you help my friend Jack off his horse? His legs are too short he's like a dwarf. With the help of a stool he could unmount the steed, let's get'em off and go smoke some weed. [Announcement] Remember folks, this could happen to anybody, it's important to always be prepared, know where there is a ladder at all times.
