[Intro] It's that time of Year. (Halloween Tummy Ache...) Here we go again. [Verse 1] I put on my costume of a scary clown, Grabbed my trick-or-treat bag, and headed downtown. Every door I knocked, every porch I found, Chocolate, gummies, lollies—sugar all around! (Halloween Tummy Ache...) [Chorus] Candy catastrophe, my belly’s in pain, Diabetic night mare, the sugar rush is insane! Calorie overload, my teeth scream in fright, My Dentist loves this holiday, cavities delight! [Verse 2] I ate too many candies, a mountain of sweets, Chocolate bars stacked high, and caramel treats. My stomach is rumbling, my head’s in a fog, I’m rolling on the sidewalk, like a sugar-crazed dog! (Halloween Tummy Ache...) [Chorus] Candy catastrophe, my belly’s in pain, Diabetic night mare, sugar rush insane! Calorie overload, my teeth scream in fright, My Dentist loves this holiday, cavities delight! [Bridge] My Jaws hurt and my tummy aches, oh what pain, Toothpaste companies should hire me, it's insane. Licorice, lollipops, jawbreakers too, Floss and toothbrush, I’m coming for you! (Halloween Tummy Ache...) [Final Chorus] Candy catastrophe, my belly’s in pain, Diabetic nightmare, sugar rush insane! Rotting teeth, oh no! Tooth decay in sight, My Dentist laughs and cheers: “This is my best night!” [Outro] So if you love Halloween, candy, and fright, Remember your dentist might celebrate tonight… Sugar overload, a terrifying dream, Candy catastrophe (Halloween Tummy Ache...)
