[Verse] Cubicle break, feelin' real sneaky, Paperwork stacked high, feelin' cheeky, Time to dump, whats my payrate per crap? Executive suite gets more per deuce, that's fact. [Chorus] Open the Log log, track the poo poo, Employees take breaks, CEOs do too, Flush time is golden, the paycheck grows, Who knew the throne would pay loads? [Verse] Blue collar hustle, paper stacks high, Restroom rendezvous, cash multiplies, Trip to the head, that moment of zen, Compared to execs with pay-rates times ten. [Chorus] Open the Log log, track the poo poo, Employees take breaks, CEOs do too, Flush time is golden, the paycheck grows, Who knew the throne would pay loads? [Verse] Dont punch the clock before bathroom time, Boss man struts to front of the line, Dollar signs swirl in the restroom light, Bathroom breaks keepin' funds right. [Bridge] Logger’s take the time to compare, Executive craps and shareholder shares, Per minute pay per throne drop stop, Dollars on the roll, wipe the bottom line.
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