Hiya! My name is Max, oops, I mean Maxine! Still getting used to the name change, anyways, let's do this thing... Moo, I enter the room, punching through the door! All the people who mess with me on the floor! If you wanna tousle with the muscle, Get closer and come at my clavicle! I'll send you flying, almost like what I can do, way less grace Landing super hard on your face! Though a hungry and easily tired gal, I can keep up for sure, no problem pal! So yeah um you can maybe go, But five more minutes maybe though? A handful in more than one way, A being who often will pray, Holier than thou actually applying, As I beat up the bad guys, I give a wink, fluttering everyone's eyes, Cowgirl with angelic wings, blue eyes, blonde hair And a halo, of course anyone'd care! Cause I'm Maxine, I'm fantastic! Udder cinema, mootastic! Milking every word, elastic, Cause it bounces, it's mootastic! Milky way hammer on my back, Got strength to give the Earth a huge crack! Disintegrating anything with insane power, If you take the hit, it just ain't your hour! My wings revealed as I cast divine magic, So you might as well put away that stick, As my power is far beyond your evil arts, As a half pharanax or angel, where do I start? Well it's truly simple, I am ageless, been alive longer And well, your skinny arms prove I'm stronger, Any more questions? No? Good! Time to kick your butt out of this neighborhood! I was picked to be the defender of the world, Imagine being asked that as a cowgirl! But since I am so cool, I took it on, like a real man! Err... Not that I am now, you won't understand! Cause I'm Maxine, I'm fantastic! Udder cinema, mootastic! Milking every word, elastic, Cause it bounces, it's mootastic! Died in one world, brought to the next, My calling written in ancient text, My past life's wife I hope is well, New life me Maxine's just swell! Cause I'm Maxine, I'm fantastic! Udder cinema, mootastic! Milking every word, elastic, Cause it bounces, it's mootastic! Since I'm Maxine, I'm fantastic! Calcium out, mootastic! Mooving along, elastic, Cause they bounce, it's mootastic!
