[Verse 1 — jittery upright-bass groove] Woke up feelin’ funky, somethin’ ain’t quite right, Doctor said, “Relax, my dude… this might be a lil’ tight.” I said, “WHAT?!” He smiled like he’s tellin’ a story— Then he held up somethin’ shiny… Like a silver suppository. [Pre-Chorus — chaotic brushed snare build] I said, “Doc, I’m not a rocket ship, please put that thing away…” He said, “You’ll launch to better health, you’ll thank me later today…” [Chorus — fast DnB swing] I got a suppository Movin’ through me like a jazz sax solo, glory–glory! Feelin’ oddly victorious Even though the method’s kinda… inglorious. Oooh, ooh, That’s the story… Of the runaway, breakaway SUP-PO-SI-TO-RY. [Verse 2 — jazzy walking bass with DnB hats] Now I’m pacing ‘round the hallway like a caffeinated goose, Got a wiggle in my stride and a newfound… loose caboose. Nurse said, “Sir, that’s normal,” and she laughed uncontrollably— “Most folks walk like penguins. You’re struttin’ kinda soulfully!” [Pre-Chorus — trumpet stabbing in] Oh no, I feel it activate, the vibe is gettin’ wild— Like bebop in my colon doing tempo changes improvised. [Chorus — faster, more chaotic] I got a suppository Droppin’ beats inside my body like a jazz club allegory! Drum-and-bass euphoria, Even though it’s kinda involuntary-oria. Hey-hey, That’s the glory, Of the high-speed, life-changing SUP-PO-SI-TO-RY. [Bridge — slow jazz breakdown] (whispered) Sometimes healing hurts… Sometimes healing surprises… Sometimes healing enters your life …from unexpected places. [Drop — DnB blast] Boom! Ba-ka-doom-doom! There it go— Tempo through my torso! Who knew medicine Could hit like Morse code?! [Final Chorus — dramatic & ridiculous] I got a suppository Racing through my system like it’s late for mandatory glory! Never felt so victorious— Even though the story’s kinda… notorious. Oh yeah, End of story— Raise a glass to the wild ride SUP-PO-SI-TO-RY.
