Yo—

Yo— It’s your boy Goku, the Saiyan of sin, And I been smashin' your wives since Dragon Ball begin. Y’all power up—while I power IN, In your sheets, in your homes, with a dumbass grin. KRILLIN, lil cue ball simp, You married a toaster with a thigh gap limp. She calls you "husband," but I know the game, She moans “Kakarot!” every time I came. You shaved your dome, I shaved her time, Took her to Capsule Corp, now she walks with a line. While you were dying again like a punk-ass frog, I was making her Android circuits clog. And BEJITA, you little royal blue joke, The only Prince I know who gets cucked mid-stroke. You train in the chamber, I train in her thighs, She screams “Kakarot!” while you cry and apologize. She made me lunch, you made excuses, I went full Saiyan while she tightens the nooses. Trunks called me “dad” once, you ain’t hear? I just grinned and said, "You look like a peer." You get new forms, but your wife gets me, While you scream “SURPASS!” I'm on a smash spree. Final Flash? Nah—try Final Stroke, I instant transmission in while you choke. You mad, Bejita? Then go cry to Whis, I’ll be eating your dinner and clappin' your niece. Oh wait—you ain't got more kids? That's fine, I'll just nut in Bulma and change the timeline. Krillin, your whole life is just an L, You died to a Saibaman, ring a bell? I was busy savin’ the Earth with flair, You were gettin’ dunked like a chump in air. You’re 5’1 with zero clout, Even Yamcha got more shout-outs. Your wife turned evil, then turned wet, Every reboot, she’s in my debt. Vegeta, I’m the reason your son got hands, Taught him the Kamehameha while you made plans. Family man? You a Pride Trooper reject, I’m a god in the sheets with zero respect. So next time y’all power up and rage, Remember: Goku’s the one who’s center stage. Saving worlds, takin’ wives, and ending threads, While y’all get power-scaled out by my bed. --- CUCKKU OUT. Now go back to your side quests and cope. I got Bulma on one arm and 18 on the rope.