[Intro] My alarm clock filed a complaint The toaster wants a raise I wore two different shoes today And still got through the day [Verse 1] The rent is doing cartwheels Across the kitchen floor My inbox grew some extra teeth And bit me at the door The bus was packed with penguins In matching business ties One asked me for my password I told him, “Nice try.” [Pre-Chorus] I keep my tiny victories In a jar beside the sink The lid is stuck, the label says “Don’t overthink” [Chorus] Hard life, soft heart, weird little plan I’m holding my world with one rubber band Bad luck, big laugh, crumbs in my hair If I’m going down, I’ll cartwheel there Hey! I’m not okay—but I’m still here Turning every disaster into souvenir Hard life, soft heart, shake the dust loose I may be a mess, but I’m nobody’s excuse [Verse 2] My landlord sent a dragon To collect the overdue I paid him with a coupon And half a jar of stew The mirror looks exhausted It’s wearing my old face We nodded like survivors Then both forgot the place [Pre-Chorus] I keep my tiny victories In a jar beside the sink The jar fell off the counter Now the victories stink [Chorus] Hard life, soft heart, weird little plan I’m holding my world with one rubber band Bad luck, big laugh, crumbs in my hair If I’m going down, I’ll cartwheel there Hey! I’m not okay—but I’m still here Turning every disaster into souvenir Hard life, soft heart, shake the dust loose I may be a mess, but I’m nobody’s excuse [Breakdown] No crown! No cape! Just overdue notices taped to my escape! One step! Two steps! Trip over the future and call it a breakdance! [Bridge] Maybe tomorrow brings a bill Maybe it brings three I’ll draw a mustache on the fear And make it look like me [Final Chorus] Hard life, soft heart, weird little plan I’m holding my world with one rubber band Bad luck, big laugh, crumbs in my hair If I’m going down, I’ll cartwheel there Hey! I’m not okay—but I’m still here Turning every disaster into souvenir Hard life, soft heart, shake the dust loose I may be a mess, but I’m nobody’s excuse [Outro] The toaster wants a raise I told it, “Join the queue.” The day is still ridiculous But I am ridiculous too
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