Lyrics written by Jules Gem Lyrics copyright protected 2026 ©All rights reserved. Title: Save the Drama for Your Mama [Intro – half-spoken, smoky chuckle] Mmm… y’all really out here writing fan-fiction again? Cute. [Verse 1] Heard the whispers sliding down the group chat chain “They’re definitely together, look at how they sang” I just laughed so hard I almost spilled my drink Y’all inventing plots like Netflix needs the link I can text them late, I can ride shotgun too Doesn’t mean I’m climbing in their bed when the night is through Friendship isn’t foreplay, damn, what a concept Y’all still stuck in middle school, need a full reset [Pre-Chorus] Keep your theories spicy, keep your eyes real wide I’m just over here amused by the stories you provide [Chorus] Save the drama for your mama, leave that mess at home I can be friends with somebody and not take them home Your gossip’s so childish, Has me laughing on the phone, ha ha ha (laughing) Accusing me of romance when I’m just not alone— Save the drama for your mama, baby, save it [Verse 2] “Why you always with them?” Why you always so pressed? Can’t two people vibe without you needing a sex confession? Platonic is a word, look it up real slow I know it’s foreign to you, but try to let it grow I find it entertaining, all these accusations, are so wrong, Y’all building whole relationships from a single song, Meanwhile I’m just living, minding my own lane Watching you invent drama like it’s your full-time game [Pre-Chorus] Keep the tea piping hot, keep the narrative wild I’m just sipping mine iced while you run your little trials [Chorus] Save the drama for your mama, leave that mess at home I can be friends with somebody and not take them home Your gossip’s so childish, Has me laughing on the phone ha ha ha (laughing) Accusing me of romance when I’m just not alone— Save the drama for your mama, baby, save it [Bridge – half-rap, raspy & playful] Imagine needing every close friend to be a secret lover That’s a lonely little worldview, might want to recover I’m out here collecting genuine connections, not notches While you’re writing soap operas in the group chat watches It’s almost sweet how invested you remain In a storyline that only lives inside your brain [Final Chorus – bigger, more sarcastic] Save the drama for your mama, leave that mess at home I can be friends with somebody and not take them home Your gossip’s so childish, Has me laughing on the phone ha ha ha (laughing) Accusing me of romance when I’m just not alone— Save the drama for your mama… Yeah, save it. I’m busy being friends. [Outro – low, smoky, amused] Mmm. Still just friends…yes, just friends… (laughing) Shocking, I know.
