Well the moon is high and the vibe is right The atmosphere’s getting quite… tight I’ve got a little something I’d like to… demonstrate If you catch my drift, if you calculate I’ve got a… large package I need to deliver Been saving it up since I first saw ya shiver It’s very… heavy and it needs a hand If you’re willing to help me understand… You’re talking in riddles and it’s making me tired Do you want to or not? ‘Cause I’m already wired You’ve got a package? Is it big or is small? I don’t care — just show me the damn thing that’s all! Wait you mean your penis, is that right? Then get it out in broad daylight Are you asking if I wanna sleep with you? ‘Cause if you are — then yeah I do Stop beating around the bush and get to the bit Why’s it so hard, I mean so hard to say it?! Can we… check the oil levels? I don’t drive your car! …adjust the thermostat? I’m not cold so far! …taste the homemade special brew? I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT — AND I WANT IT TOO! I’m circling the runway, coming in to land! Looks heres my boobs just give me your hand I’m sharpening my pencil, ready to write! Sod the letter just hold me tight! There’s a volcano that’s ready to blow! I'll blow you if that's where you want this to go! It’s delicate… subtle… refined… I DON’T MIND! I DON’T MIND! See you’ve got a… dragon that needs to be fed And i got the right thing for it like I’ve said It likes to… roam and it likes to… stretch And it’s been cooped up — I’m such a wreck! I’ve got a… cannon that’s loaded and primed And sorry if Im sounding weird and soundung dumb But I really want to hold you and cover you in ... love The metaphors just baffle me Oz! You can have sex with me just because I like you and want to see what's in your pants Yes or no? I’m ready for your advance! Do you wanna get naked? ‘Cause I certainly do! What part of this is confusing you?! Look Ozzy my panties are gone How about a little fun? Can we… plant the seed in the garden bed? I don’t do gardening! Didn't you hear what I said :…warm the empty bed? Then fill it up quick! …sample the honeycomb? Just give me your dick …climb the mountain peak? This seduction is weirdly unique CLIMB ME INSTEAD! I’m circling the runway, coming in to land! Looks heres my boobs just give me your hand I’m sharpening my pencil, ready to write! Sod the letter just hold me tight! There’s a volcano that’s ready to blow! I'll blow you if that's where you want this to go! It’s delicate… subtle… refined… I DON’T MIND! I DON’T MIND! But… but what if I fumble? What if I slip? It’s a… precious cargo on a delicate ship! I’ve never… docked in a harbour so fine… Ozzy I like you! I want you! You’re doing in my head Take off your boxers just like I said I'm going to now sit on your face I'm going tie to the bed just in case You try to run or try to split I am totally done with it I'm going to ride you through the night And you are going to love it is that alright? Oooh yes It's what we wanted it's what was said Now time for Ozzy to be tied to a bed
