Intro Here's a song of wisdom, quirky and fun, With sayings that'll make you laugh, every one. Verse 1 If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room, So push the limits, live life, zoom zoom zoom. The problem with the gene pool, no lifeguard in sight, So choose your mates wisely, day and night. Chorus These are the quirks of life, the sayings we know, They make us laugh, and sometimes they show, That wisdom can be found in the strangest of places, In funny proverbs, with silly faces. Verse 2 If you can smile when things go wrong, you’ve got someone to blame, But better to laugh than to play the game. Eat a small toad in the morning, get it over with, Then the rest of the day, will be smooth as silk. Chorus These are the quirks of life, the sayings we know, They make us laugh, and sometimes they show, That wisdom can be found in the strangest of places, In funny proverbs, with silly faces. Verse 3 When you’re in the bath, and the phone starts to ring, Just let it go, don’t let it sting. Never use a hatchet for a fly on a head, Small problems need small tools, instead. Chorus These are the quirks of life, the sayings we know, They make us laugh, and sometimes they show, That wisdom can be found in the strangest of places, In funny proverbs, with silly faces. Verse 4 They say money can’t buy happiness, but maybe they’re wrong, Just shop in the right place, and you’ll sing along. Money isn’t everything, but it keeps kids in touch, For loans and gifts, they love you so much. Outro So remember these sayings, when life gets tough, They’ll make you smile, and that’s enough. For in the quirks of life, we find our way, With laughter and wisdom, day by day.
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