[Intro] [Bright retro brass fanfare & whimsical xylophone] Are you eating alone? Wish someone was there to judge your choices? --- [Verse] You made a hot soup, or a tub of ice cream, Eating in peace was your favorite dream! But health needs a critic, a voice in your ear, To make every mouthful a moment of fear! --- [Chorus] It’s the Smart-Spoon! ("Is that third scoop necessary?") It judges your soup, and it judges your dairy! It sighs when you dip, and it groans when you chew, The only eating utensil that’s disappointed in you! --- [Outro Tagline] The Smart-Spoon. Bite-sized emotional damage.
