Worst Jigs We Ever Heard

[Verse 1] We paid a pint Got pain instead That fiddle squeals Like a banshee fed Off rotten spuds And flat warm beer Last time we dance to this Is never You hear? [Chorus] These are the worst jigs we ever heard Wee lads Feet won’t move and the rhythm’s bad Spin us around to a different tune Or we’ll boo this band right out the room (hey!) Worst jigs Worst jigs Save our souls Change that song or we’re stealing the bowls [Verse 2] Your whistle’s sharp Our ears are done Accordion’s fighting Everyone If this’s a party We’ve been had Even the barstools Say it’s bad (so bad) [Chorus] These are the worst jigs we ever heard Wee lads Feet won’t move and the rhythm’s bad Spin us around to a different tune Or we’ll boo this band right out the room (oi!) Worst jigs Worst jigs Have some pride Find a tune that our toes can ride [Instrumental] [Bridge] Play us one That our granddad knew A reel that roars Like the old crowd too Till then we’ll shout Till your faces turn red “Play something else Or we’re going to bed!” [Chorus] These are the worst jigs we ever heard Wee lads Feet won’t move and the rhythm’s bad Spin us around to a different tune Or we’ll boo this band right out the room (hey!) Worst jigs Worst jigs Hear our cry Give us a song that can shake the sky