My Furry Foe (Why Do You Hate Me?)

[Verse] You wag your tail But it’s a lie Scratch for a second Then you sigh I scold you For the cabinet you tore Is this YOUR house or MY kitchen floor? [Chorus] Why do you hate me Fluffy fiend? I bring the snacks I keep you cleaned Eat the cheese Not my whole arm Why must you charm me Then cause harm? [Verse 2] Your middle name should just be “turd” You don’t respond to a single word Is my sweater your new chew toy? Or am I just your playtime decoy? [Prechorus] I ask for love You give me war But then you’re cute And I’m done for [Chorus] Why do you hate me Furry foe? I toss the ball You let it go You act aloof It’s criminal Why is your betrayal so intentional? [Bridge] I’m your servant That’s my role You’ve stolen my heart And maybe my soul But oh When you curl up at my feet For just one second Life feels complete