[Intro] Ring-ring, ding-ding Scam likely calling Ring-ring, ding-ding Grandma's done stalling [Verse 1] I was sipping tea in my favorite chair Little pink slippers and silver hair Phone lit up like a Christmas tree Some strange little number was calling me He said, "Ma'am, this is urgent, please do not delay There's trouble with your taxes, you must pay today" I said, "Oh my, that sounds scary, dear" Then he said, "The police are already near" [Pre-Chorus] But I've heard this song Ten times before You picked the wrong Old lady to ignore [Chorus] Stop spamming us We've had enough Your fake little threats And your fake scary stuff Stop spamming me Stop spamming you Stop spamming us We're done with you No gift cards No crypto No secret code No, no, no Stop spamming us Hang up the phone Grandma's not scared And she's not alone [Verse 2] Next one said, "Your warranty's expired" Honey, my car died back in '95 Then a robot voice said, "Please hold the line" You called me first, now you're wasting my time Then mister pushy came back real loud "Ma'am, you are making this very bad now" I said, "Sonny, I raised four kids and a dog You're just a mosquito in a robocaller fog" [Pre-Chorus] He said, "Final warning" I said, "Bless your heart" Then I put him on speaker And let the barking start [Chorus] Stop spamming us We've had enough Your fake little threats And your fake scary stuff Stop spamming me Stop spamming you Stop spamming us We're done with you No gift cards No crypto No secret code No, no, no Stop spamming us Hang up the phone Grandma's not scared And she's not alone [Bridge] "Please press one to panic" "Please press two to cry" "Please press three for fake police" "Please press four to say goodbye" Oh, sweetheart I pressed zero That's the button For rage [Drop] Scam likely, scam likely Buzzing in my hand Try to scare a grandma Now you're banned Scam likely, scam likely You don't understand We got caller ID And a frying pan [Final Chorus] Stop spamming us We've had enough Your fake little threats And your fake scary stuff Stop spamming me Stop spamming you Stop spamming us We're done with you No gift cards No crypto No secret code No, no, no Stop spamming us Don't call this home Grandma's got Wi-Fi And she's not alone [Outro] "Hello?" "Oh, it's you again?" "Baby, I've got all day" Stop spamming us Stop spamming us Click
