Just Asking Questions (Joe Rogan Diss Track)

🎶 “Just Asking Questions” 🎶 (Joe Rogan Diss Track) (Bluegrass banjo intro, slow buildup with a stomp-clap rhythm) (Verse 1 – Bluegrass melody, smooth and sarcastic tone) 🎶 Oh, Joe, you sittin’ back, leanin’ in your chair, Spoutin’ off nonsense, actin’ like you care. Sayin’, “I ain't no expert, I just let ‘em speak,” While your guest list filled with fools and conspiracy freaks. 🎶 (Beat kicks in, faster flow, rap delivery starts) 🔥 “Polio ain’t that bad,” you let ‘em say, Like iron lungs ain’t ever made kids waste away. 1952, 58,000 strugglin’— Now you got these dumb folks out here mumblin’. 🔥 (Pre-Chorus – Bluesy twang, sarcastic drawl) 🎶 “I’m just askin’ questions,” that’s your alibi, But you flood the weak minds with a steady supply. Call it free speech, call it open debate, But you push bad faith, and it's sealing their fate. 🎶 (Chorus – Full bluegrass harmony, stomping beat) Ohh, Joe Rogan, got a mic and a stage, Spreadin’ dumb takes, fuelin’ outrage. Say it ain't so, but we all know, You lead the sheep where you want ‘em to go! (Verse 2 – Rap flow, aggressive delivery) 🔥 Used to be fitness, used to be fights, Now it’s brainwashing clowns in their basement at night. First it was COVID, now polio’s next? What’s comin’ up after? The Earth ain’t hexed? 🔥 🔥 You say, “I ain’t no doctor,” then why do they trust? Man, your fanbase eat up your nonsense like crust. They drink from the cup that you keep overflowin’, Truth gettin’ drowned, but they keep on goin’. 🔥 (Pre-Chorus – Slow, taunting twang) 🎶 “I’m just askin’ questions,” that’s your alibi, But you flood the weak minds with a steady supply. Call it free speech, call it open debate, But you push bad faith, and it's sealing their fate. 🎶 (Chorus – Bluegrass harmony, heavy stomp-clap beat) Ohh, Joe Rogan, got a mic and a stage, Spreadin’ dumb takes, fuelin’ outrage. Say it ain't so, but we all know, You lead the sheep where you want ‘em to go! (Bridge – Slowed-down, menacing spoken word over eerie banjo picking) 🗣️ History repeats when the fools run free, Polio, measles, what’s next, let’s see… When a cult gets built on a bald man’s doubt, The weak get sick while the strong cash out. (Final Chorus – Big bluegrass crescendo, loud harmonies, fast clap-stomp beat) 🎶 Ohh, Joe Rogan, got a mic and a stage, Spreadin’ dumb takes, fuelin’ outrage. Say it ain't so, but we all know, You lead the sheep where you want ‘em to go! 🎶 (Outro – Banjo fade-out, haunting whistle in the background)