All That He Schlongs #Schlongwave

He came from the heat… With rhythm in his hips… And something swinging underneath… All that he schlongs… is trouble One night with him… it’s double trouble He comes, he winks… then he's gone And all that he schlongs… lives on… Yeah yeah! That schlong! He schlongs at night, he schlongs at dawn From Malibu straight out to Saigon He walks like he owns the tide Sun-kissed, with secrets to hide He leans back, hands in his jeans That schlong energy, know what I mean? He don’t say much, he just vibes Makes hearts race and oceans rise A beach Casanova in a sarong But oh my god… that schlong is strong All that he schlongs… is trouble One night with him… it’s double trouble He comes, he winks… then he's gone And all that he schlongs… lives on… schloooong… schloooong… He schlongs to the left, he schlongs to the right He's gone before the morning light Rumors fly like seagulls scream He’s the stuff of every dream Some say he danced with royalty Some say he schlonged in Germany He’s the spark, he’s the tease He schlongs through life with tropical ease He’s not your type, he’s not your man But you’ll remember his… masterplan He doesn’t chase, he doesn’t stay But leaves his groove in your DNA One summer night, one juicy song And baby… you’ve been schlonged ALL THAT HE SCHLONGS… is danger He’s smooth, he’s fast… a total changer You think you’re safe? — You’re wrong ‘Cause all that he schlongs… is strong (whispers) …he schlonged you good…