[Intro] "Hey bro, are you here to hang out with me, or to check out my older sister?" [Verse 1] Friday night, gaming with my mate, But I’m watching her, can't focus straight. She walks by in that college tee, And my teenage brain just flat-lines, see? She’s tall, confident, curves of a queen, Smart as hell, and way outta my league. I pretend to care about the game, but my friend just sighs, I feel so lame. [Pre-Chorus] She says, “Hey guys,” with a smile so cool, I forget my name, I forget the rules. My best friend laughs, “Dude, get a grip,” But I’m already on the sinking ship. [Chorus] She’s my best friend’s sister, secret crush, Her every word turns my brains to mush! She’s so smart, she’s got that style, And I’d crash my world to see her smile. [Verse 2] She’s tutoring late, laptop glow, I’m pretending I don’t wanna know. “Can you help me fix this drive?” she asks, I’d debug heaven just for that task. She leans close — my pulse goes red, My brain’s just static, my mind's gone dead. She laughs, says, “You’re kinda sweet,” I swear I forgot how to breathe! [Pre-Chorus 2] Her glasses slip, she tucks them back, That casual shift — heart attack! Do I make a move, or play it cool? I'm new to this, what's the rule? [Chorus] She’s my best friend’s sister, secret crush, Her every word turns my brains to mush! She’s so smart, she’s got that style, And I’d crash my world to see her smile. [Bridge] You think I don’t see that look you hide, The nervous jokes, the shifting eyes. But you fixed my screen, and made me laugh, You’re sweet — maybe I misjudged by half. You’re younger, sure, but you’re kind of cute, Good with your hands, and a nerd to boot. So here’s your thanks — don’t overthink, Now go before my brother blinks. [Final Chorus] She’s my best friend’s sister, I’m in too deep, That one small kiss I’ll never delete. My heart’s got lag, my thoughts are mush, leveled up, I hope I didn't blush! She’s got class, she’s got grace, And now her kiss lives in my database. Yeah, I’m glitched, I’m gone, I confess — For my best friend’s sister... oh yes! [Outro] "Dude, did you just kiss my sister?"
