[Verse] Once in a land with trees so tall Lived Bitch Muffin Who seen it all Struttin' through the misty morn Bein' himself Never forlorn [Verse 2] Met a unicorn by the brook Bright and shiny Made you look Together they roamed far and wide Mischief and magic on their side [Chorus] Bitch Muffin and his shiny friend Through forest paths their laughs send Breaking rules Making a mark Ain't no adventures they’d embark [Bridge] In the shadows on the nights so cold They found warmth in stories told Shared their dreams Wild and free All while wanderin’ by the sea [Verse 3] Drinking moonlight by the stream Weaving life from a vivid dream Even stars would blink an eye At antics under that endless sky [Chorus] Bitch Muffin and his shiny friend Through forest paths their laughs send Breaking rules Making a mark Ain't no adventures they’d embark
