[Crunk Intro] (Heavy 808 bass drops + pulsing dark arpeggios + glass clinking + rising tremolo guitar chaos + wild crowd roaring) [Verse 1 – Filthy guttural growls] I wake up every morning craving that golden fucking brew, Crack a cold one open — nothing else will fucking do! Beta boys drinking water like some weak-ass clowns, I pour it down my throat till my fucking liver drowns! Beer is good, beer is great, best motherfucking thing in life, Chug it, shotgun it, live that beer-soaked paradise! [Pre-Chorus – Hype shouts into shrieks] Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Best fucking drink — hell yeah, motherfucker! [Chorus – Massive throat-tearing screams + gang shouts] BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GREAT! CHUG THAT SHIT TILL YOU CAN’T SEE STRAIGHT! BEER IS GOOD! FUCKING GREAT! BEST MOTHERFUCKING THING — LET’S CELEBRATE! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! [Verse 2 – Faster, hyped flow] Empty cans stacking higher than a mountain of glory, I shotgun another and tell the whole damn story. Light beer? Fuck that — real men drink the heavy shit, Foam on my beard, feeling like a goddamn king legit! Piss breaks are victories, burps are battle cries, Beer makes everything better — watch me touch the sky! [Pre-Chorus 2] Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Best fucking liquid — hell yeah, motherfucker! [Chorus] BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GREAT! CHUG THAT SHIT TILL YOU CAN’T SEE STRAIGHT! BEER IS GOOD! FUCKING GREAT! BEST MOTHERFUCKING THING — LET’S CELEBRATE! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! [Instrumental Break – 20-25s] (Massive 808 crunk drops over crushing dissonant tremolo riffs, blast beats, can-crushing sounds, burping, glass smashing and wild party chaos) [Bridge – Spoken over slow crushing chug + building hype] You can keep your fancy cocktails and your watered-down dreams… Real ones know the truth… BEER… IS… GOOD! [Final Chorus – Double-time, total party savagery with gang chants] BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GREAT! DRINK TILL THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS LATE! BEER IS GOOD! FUCKING GREAT! BEST MOTHERFUCKING THING — WE DOMINATE! BEER! (BEER!) BEER! (BEER!) CHUG IT! CHUG IT! FUCKING CHUG IT! BEER IS GOOD! [Final Instrumental Outro] (Heavy crunk 808s collapsing into chaotic black metal riff, fading burps, laughter, screams and endless can avalanche) [Outro – Deep growled roar with crunk hype] Beer… is… GOOD! Best motherfucking stuff…EVER!
