[Intro] (Deep synth bass kicks in) (Sound of a cash register ringing) (Finger snaps) Yo, America... you hungry? I didn't think so. [Verse 1] Unless you’re a billionaire or a millionaire, I imagine you’re dismayed by the rising grocery prices, Caught in the middle of this economic crisis. And perhaps you’d like to lose some weight? So just don’t put food on your plate! Forget the Ozempic, forget Monjaro, The side effects will leave you hollow. Just perfect the diet of water and air, You'll fit in those jeans with room to spare! [Chorus] (Pop melody - upbeat but sarcastic) Hey America, just don’t eat! Go light, change your plight, and save the money, honey. Hey America, just don’t eat! Don't fill their pockets with your hard-earned profits. Just walk your feet and stay off the street, Hey America... just don't eat. [Verse 2] (Hip-Hop flow - faster pace) Send a message to Big Pharma and the Factory Farms, To the Food Producers and the wealthy makers of harm. When you must eat, don't you dare cheat, Buy only the best nutrition for your dollar. Keep that double chin from rising 'bove your collar! No fast food, no prepackaged junk, Park your car, leave it in the trunk. Ride your bike, let your abs get hard, Come late spring, plant a garden in the yard! [Bridge] (Drum beat intensifies - Rap style) Reduce the carbon! Don’t give Big Industry a pardon! Let it be known, you’ve finally had enough. Yeah, you’re tough. North Korea and Venezuela, they’ve perfected this feat... Now it’s your turn. Just. Don’t. Eat. [Chorus] (Full energy Pop/Rap fusion) Hey America, just don’t eat! Go light, change your plight, and save the money, honey. Hey America, just don’t eat! Don't fill their pockets with your hard-earned profits. Just walk your feet and stay off the street, Hey America... just don't eat. [Outro] (Beat starts to fade) (Sarcastic tone) It’s for your own good, right? Save a buck. Lose a pound. Watch the world go 'round... (End with a stomach growling sound effect)
