HEDGEROW REVUE (NEW HYBRID REMIX SHARE ENJOY)

[Intro] (ragtime piano, crowd cheers) Roll up, roll up Welcome to the Hedgerow Revue [Verse 1] In the thickets lives Bogglethorn, a goblin made of hedge He whispers silly nonsense to the travellers on the ledge Then flutters Quizzleflit, the moth who loves a riddle She feeds on all your puzzles and she lands right in the middle [Pre Chorus] (snare roll) Hold on to your hats, hold on to your shoes Here comes the Hedgerow Revue [Chorus] (crowd singalong) Oh, it's the Hedgerow Revue With a giggle and a gulp or two Riddles, jokes and a slimy sigh Laugh until you start to cry Oh, it's the Hedgerow Revue Every critter's got a show for you Clap along and join the crew At the Hedgerow Revue [Verse 2] Here comes Gulperdox, the toad who's always eating He swallows all that fits and some things not worth repeating Snickerling the trickster with a cackle and a snort He steals your jokes, not jewels, and then vanishes for sport [Pre Chorus] Hold on to your hats, hold on to your shoes Here comes the Hedgerow Revue [Chorus] Oh, it's the Hedgerow Revue With a giggle and a gulp or two Riddles, jokes and a slimy sigh Laugh until you start to cry Oh, it's the Hedgerow Revue Every critter's got a show for you Clap along and join the crew At the Hedgerow Revue [Bridge] (slow, weeping trombone) And slowly, oh so slowly Here comes Lurmpent with his lamp Leaving trails of glowing slime Along the soggy damp Oh mind the corner, Lurmpent Mind the corner, please He's only scared of pointy things Like corners, thorns and keys [Ragtime Break] (stride piano and comedy brass) [Final Chorus] (full crowd) Oh, it's the Hedgerow Revue With a giggle and a gulp or two Riddles, jokes and a slimy sigh Laugh until you start to cry Oh, it's the Hedgerow Revue Every critter's got a show for you Clap along and join the crew At the Hedgerow Revue [Outro] (one last gulp, crowd laughs) Goodnight, ladies and gents (gulp) Gulperdox, that was the curtain