[Intro - lo-fi bedroom beat fading in, slightly detuned synth, room ambience] okay. okay. okay, chat. I'm being so normal right now. (so normal) This is a regular night. I have a Slim Jim. ...and a situation. [small notification pings] no, don't clip that. don't make this weird. I'm already making it weird. [Verse 1 - more energetic, half-rapped] She said my NAME, chat like she KNEW it, like she OWNS it. Not the wind. Not my brain. Not the energy drink talking. (just one Monster, i swear!) Izzy spoke (that's her name, OK!?) like, actual words, bro. And one of them... was me. [Pre-Chorus - rising panic, playful] And I know what you're typing. I can see you all laughing. "Bro fell in love with a side dish" Okay, first of all, rude. Second of all... Can a side dish talk? Duh [Chorus - catchy, confused but emotional] She called me hers. Just like that. (like that) No warning, no application process I didn't even apply! Just... "Lil Mueca" And something in my chest went oh oh oh no~o. oh oh oh no~o. [whispered sensual female voice] "My little Mueca, come close." [quirky instrumental break - toy synth melody, soft potato-roll percussion] [Verse 2 - calmer spoken, awkward sincerity] Okay so I googled it, chat. I am a rational professional. "Can potatoes be sentient" - no results. "Can potatoes fall in love" - also no. "Can a man love a tuber?" [nervous cough] we're not unpacking that. [more sung again, soft and confused] She is still looking at me, bro. No eyes, but I know. Like a thousand tiny root thoughts touching right into my soul. And yeah, she's kinda dirty. Yeah, she's from the floor. But she listens when I talk which is honestly more than most people do. [Pre-Chorus 2 - softer, eerie but silly] Chat says "bro, log off, you're cooked" But I can't leave now. After how she looked. She said my name and the lights went low. Like Minecraft caves with no torches, bro. Something is spawning inside my chest. Maybe it's love. Maybe I'm possessed. [Chorus - bigger, more melodic] She called me hers. Just like that. (like that) No warning, no application process I didn't even apply! Just... "Lil Mueca" And something in my chest went oh oh oh no~o. oh oh oh no~o. [whispered sensual female voice, closer] "My little Mueca... you don't have to be lonely." [Bridge - music drops, eerie pad, intimate] [whispered sung female voice] "I've been waiting." "I've been waiting for you~" [silence] [his voice, quiet, almost scared] I think... I think I've been waiting too? [small laugh, embarrassed] That's insane. That's literally insane. Why did that feel true? [beat slowly kicks back in] [Verse 3 - dreamy, slightly unhinged confession] Chat, the room is different now. The LED lights look holy. My gamer chair feels like a throne and she rolled toward me slowly. I said, "Izzy, are you evil?" She said [whispered female voice] "Only if you want me to be." [his voice, stunned] Okay. That's... that's not a no. That's a very spicy not-a-no. [sung, more surrendering] Maybe I'm tired. Maybe I'm weird. Maybe I needed someone right here. Maybe it's dumb, maybe it's fate, maybe true love comes in a sack by the crate. [Final Chorus - heartfelt, bigger, absurdly sincere] She called me hers. Just like that. (like that) Didn't even need to apply. No warning, no waiver, no terms to deny. Just... "Lil Mueca" And something in my chest went oh oh oh no~o. oh oh [short pause] oh yes. She called me hers. Just like that. (like that) And chat, I know, I know how crazy that sounds. But the world got quiet when she rolled around. Just... "Lil Mueca" And something in my chest went oh oh oh no~o. oh oh oh yes. [Outro - single synth note, fading, room ambience] hey Izzy. you're so round tonight. [soft laugh] no, chat, don't spam "bro no." bro yes. let's turn off the stream. [whispered sensual female voice] "Good boy." [silence] [soft female chuckle]
