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Finger In The Butt

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sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis First, I'd shit my pants. Then I'd calm down, and then probably shit my pants again. Then I'd take a deep breath. Then I'd shit somebody else's pants. After I calm down. , I'd get a proxy to shit their pants for me having no more shit to shit. (Chorus) Poop. Shit. Crap. Fee seas. Crap. Shit. Poop. It's all the same But I'll still love you Well, that cancels my plans for the weekend. Constipated Constipation. Of the mind, heart and butt. Two of these could be cured with a finger. (guitar solo) sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis First, I'd shit my pants. Then I'd calm down, and then probably shit my pants again. Then I'd take a deep breath. Then I'd shit somebody else's pants. After I calm down. , I'd get a proxy to shit their pants for me having no more shit to shit. (Chorus) Poop. Shit. Crap. Fee seas. Crap. Shit. Poop. It's all the same But I'll still love you Well, that cancels my plans for the weekend. Constipated Constipation. Of the mind, heart and butt. Two of these could be cured with a finger. somebody get me a straw. and some sprinkles. and an ice cream cone. (guitar solo)