**[Intro — Ominous Guitar, Courtroom Murmurs]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — SPOKEN, DISTINCT MALE VOICE]** Your Honor... I plead not guilty. **[Pause]** The Devil made me do her. **[FULL BAND CRASHES IN — Heavy Swaggering Guitar Riff]** **[Verse 1 — Male Lead Vocal]** Woke up Sunday with a pounding head Red high heels underneath my bed Lipstick message written on the wall Couldn't quite remember anything at all Preacher said, “Son, you've gone too far” I said, “Father, blame the morning star” He said, “Gore, you chose this road yourself” I said, “Then subpoena somebody else!” **[Pre-Chorus — Male Lead Vocal]** I had no choice I had no say Temptation came And led the way So if you're looking For somebody to blame— **[Chorus — Male Lead with Huge Male Gang Vocals]** **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** That's my story and I'm sticking to it **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** I was innocent before I went through it Horn and tail Fire below He pointed the way And I had to go **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** Don't blame Gore! **[Male Gang Vocals]** DON'T! BLAME! GORE! **[Verse 2 — Male Lead Vocal]** Then I died in a dream around half past three Woke up in Hell with a summons for me Devil at the table in a three-piece suit Polished red horns and a cloven boot He opened a folder three inches thick Looked at my history and started feeling sick Said, “I've been blamed for every sin since Eve— But even I can't believe what I'm reading!” **[Pre-Chorus — Male Lead Vocal]** I said, “Come on, Lou You know the deal You tempt the flesh I cop a feel” He slammed his fist And shouted my name— **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — shouted]** “QUIT DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR SHAME!” **[Chorus — Male Lead with Huge Male Gang Vocals]** **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** That's my story and I'm sticking to it **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** I was innocent before I went through it Horn and tail Fire below He pointed the way And I had to go **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** Don't blame Gore! **[Male Gang Vocals]** DON'T! BLAME! GORE! **[Breakdown — Heavy Stomping Riff]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — SPOKEN, DISTINCT MALE VOICE]** Exhibit A... Vegas. **[Gang]** NOT ME! **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST]** Exhibit B... Tulsa. **[Gang]** DEFINITELY NOT ME! **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST]** Exhibit C... That thing in Cleveland. **[Pause]** **[Gang]** WHAT THING IN CLEVELAND?! **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST]** Withdrawn. **[Lead Guitar Solo — Evil-Sounding Opening Bends Exploding into Flashy Melodic Hair-Metal Shred]** **[Bridge — Male Lead Vocal]** The Devil stood up and addressed the court Said, “Your Honor, I'll keep this short I've tempted kings, I've corrupted saints I've heard confessions that'd peel the paint” “But Gore Morpork's sins belong to Gore Don't send that bastard through my door Hell has standards, rules and laws—” **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — SPOKEN]** I object! **[Drum Hit]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST]** On what grounds? **[Pause]** ...He's making me look bad. **[Huge Drum Fill]** **[Final Chorus — Male Lead with Massive Male Gang Vocals]** **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** That's my story and I'm sticking to it **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** Don't ask me how, just let me get through it Horn and tail Fire below Somebody's guilty And it ain't old Gore **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** Don't blame Gore! **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** Put the bastard on the stand **THE DEVIL MADE ME DO HER!** He had the whole thing planned If loving trouble Is against the law Then blame the Devil— **[Male Gang Vocals]** NOT! OLD! GORE! **[Male Gang Vocals]** DON'T! BLAME! GORE! DON'T! BLAME! GORE! **[Band stops]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — SPOKEN]** So... what's the verdict? **[Pause]** **[Deep Male Voice]** Guilty. **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST]** Me or him? **[Deep Male Voice]** Yes. **[Final Guitar Crash]**
