Everybody Orthodoxy Everybody Get Orthodox tonight Chesterton can write Mike and Ethan are back again Brothers sisters everybody jump in Gonna read the classic gonna parse it out Gotta a question for us We'll answer it It's paradoxical Yeah Orthodoxical Yeah Buckle your Chesterbelts Yeah For one of the greatest books That very few people finish Everybody yeah Orthodoxy yeah Everybody Prepare 'cause in we dive Chesterton's whacky jive Now throw your books up in the air And wave 'em around like you just don't care If you're Orthodox let me hear you yell That you got on your Chester belt Am I Chesterton Yeah George Bernard Shaw's my friend Yeah Buckle your Chester belt Yeah Because you're about to read A book called Orthodxy now Everybody yeah Orthodxy yeah Everybody We're gonna read it right buckle your Chester belt tight So everybody everywhere Don't be afraid don't have no fear Gonna read this book try to understand As long as we got Michael we don't have to throw it in Everybody yeah Orthodoxy yeah Everybody Orthodoxy's tight Chesterton's best? Just might. Everybody yeah Orthooxy yeah Everybody Read Orthodoxy right Chesterton is tight
