[Spoken Intro] Wait... This isn't the carnival... You sure? Pretty sure... ...Then why's everybody wearing togas? OH... We're on Olympus. Oops... [Verse 1] Walked through the gates like we owned the place, Zeus looked mad with that lightning face. "Who invited clowns?" He started to shout— Too late, we already redecorated the house! Hermes blinked—I borrowed his kicks, Now he's delivering mail with clown shoes and tricks. Athena kept solving riddles all day, I changed all the answers halfway through the play. [Verse 2] Zeus, my guy... what's with the disguises? Swan? Bull? Really? Those were your surprises? King of the gods but you're still getting caught, Bro needed thunder just to shoot his shot. Poseidon splashed like he owned the sea, I surfed his biggest wave while sipping sweet tea. Ares wanted smoke, said "Let's settle this right!" I handed him a microphone... Now we're rap battling all night. [Pre-Chorus] Olympus shaking... Columns breaking... Every god complaining... Sounds like we're entertaining! [Hook] Oops... We broke Olympus! Sorry... We glitched the pantheon! Gods keep yelling, "WHO INVITED THEM?!" Too late... We're already moving in! Laugh louder! Rap harder! Turn Mount Olympus Into one big carnival! [Verse 3] Medusa tried giving me one scary stare, I braided her snakes into balloon animals there. Cerberus barked? I tossed him a toy, Now the underworld's favorite dog is a very good boy! Dionysus smiled, "Now THIS is my scene!" Started breakdancing with satyrs in green. Even Hades cracked one little grin— Didn't know dead folks could moonwalk like him! [Verse 4] Apollo hit notes that lit up the skies, I said, "Respect," then remixed the guy. Artemis aimed with impossible grace, Still couldn't tag Snippets all over the place. Hephaestus forged us a carnival ride, Golden roller coaster ten miles wide. Even Hera rolled her eyes and sighed, "Honestly... this is kinda fun," she cried. [Bridge] Think they're still mad? Probably Should we apologize? ...Nah. [Final Hook] Oops... We broke Olympus! Sorry... We glitched the pantheon! Lightning! Laughter! Gods and clowns All dancing together! Keep laughing! Keep rapping! If the gods won't party... We'll make it happen! Oops... We broke Olympus! Best vacation ever! [Outro] Next stop? Valhalla? They're definitely not ready. Ha ha ha!
