
Moo Deng (human-written lyrics)
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! oi oi oi aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! ah ha ha ha ha ha! oooooooooooooooi! ah wah wah wah wah wahhhhhh.. Beverly Hills Chihuahua.. Aw nahhhhhhhhh.. Aw nahhhhhhhhhhh.. If a corporation owns all these lyrics, I'll make them cheaper wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish! balalalalalalalalalalalalala hee hee waggawaggawaggawaggawaggawaggawaggawaggawaaaaaaaah hee hee buhbubbuhbubbuhbubbuhbubbuhbubbuhbubbuhbubbuhbub MOO DENG MOO DENG Everything about MOO DENG You want free lyrics? THEN I SING MOO DENG MOO DENG MOO DENG FAT ROLLS ON EM FAT ROLLS ON EM FAT ROLL ON EM MOO DENG MOO DENG UAAAAAAAAH! HA HA HA! I SAW SOMETHING ROUND AND STUPID THAT LIL BLOB REALLY GOT ME LOOKIN' LIL ROUND AND FUNNY STUPID ABOMINATION GOT ME LOOKIN' .. LIKE.. .. SO CUTE! .. SO CUTE! BUY THE T SHIRT BUY THE BOOK GO LOOK HALLMARK CHANNEL BOUT TO COOK MOO DENG MOO DENG MARTHA STEWART SERVING IT UP MOO DENG SAVORY BUT A LIL TOUGH WE GONNA EAT MOO DENG! WE GONNA EAT MOO DENG! YEAH WE'LL EAT WORMS AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS! BUT FIRST WE EATING MOO DENG! NOW! MOOOOOOOOOO DING!! MOOOOOOOOOO DING!! MOOOOOOOOOO DING! POP EM IN THE MICROWAVE PSSST SHUUSH USSH USSH USSH coocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoo cook moo deng ha ah coocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoocoo cook moo deng ha ah BACON WRAPPED MOO DENG THAT IS MY THING POP AN APPLE IN EM MOUTH SLIDE EM MY WAY HOW MUCH DOES IT WEIGHT? DUNNO AND DON'T THINK TAIL TO BOOPABLE SNOUT I'M EATING MOO DENG YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH I'M EATIN' MOO DENG PAH PAH, PAH PAH SPITTIN' OUT BONES AND THINGS BAY BAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! I'M EATING MOO DENG KINDA JUST MY THING SERVIN' UP THAT HIPPO MEAT TALKING JERKY FOR THE HOLIDAY MY TREAT MY TREAT MOO MOO DENG RUN AND HIDE MOO DENG WE HUNGRY GOTTA EAT MOO DENG MOO DENG MOO DENG WE COMIN' PURGE NIGHT ORDER MOO DENG FRY IT UP RIGHT WE COMIN' WE GOT PEPPER WE GONNA SHAKE IT ON EM AY BAY BAY NOW OR NEVER MOO DENG MOO DENG PUT EM ON A PLATE HONEY GLAZE THAT THING MOO DENG MOO DENG GOTTA EAT TOMORROW DOES MOO HAVE FAMILY MOO MOO, MOO MOO MOO GET OUT HERE, TIRED OF PIZZA SOMETHIN' NEW MOO MOO, MOO MOO MOO MOO, MOO MOO MOO MOO moo deng moo deng got indigestion off that thing oop I farted what smell is that? lil moo gas moo gas moo gas moo gas oop I farted what smell is that? moo gas moo gas moo gas moo gas Moo Deng probably tastes terrible. We shouldn't even wonder, really. Lets not eat Moo Deng, everyone. I knew you were all thinking it, but I'm just saying nah to that. Executive decision. We need vat grown artificial meat, Moo Deng flavor. That's the ethical route, where we can have our Moo and eat it too. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOB BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FRAFF! FRAFF! URRRM! URRRRF.. PZZZZZZZT.. ACK! PZZT BZZT ACK! UHHH.. UHHGH.. UUU GAAAH.. I ate Moo Deng anyway. Sorry, sorry everyone. I'm a trophy hunter. I'm a billionaire like that. A whole supermarket of already dead meat isn't enough for me. I do horrible things and hope you still deal with me. Okay now. BUY!

