The Galleon Runs on RGB

pop, Rowdy sea shanty with modern twist; male vocals in a boisterous tavern style, stomps and claps driving the groove, Verses led by a gruff solo over octave fiddle and accordion; chorus explodes into gang vocals, booming floor toms, and mug-slamming percussion, Occasional crowd “hey!”s and piratey ad-libs keep it raucous while a warm, slightly sentimental bridge opens up with rich harmonies, heartfelt, shanty

[Verse 1] Oh Raise the sails and grab yer rum We sail the pixel sea My captain’s got a swivel chair And crumbs on his PC We’re feared from Shores of Plenty To the Devil’s fiery reef But we still get sunk by eight-year-olds With perfect aim and teeth [Chorus] So heave ho Mind the ping My lads The galleon runs on RGB (hey!) We’re legends in our living rooms On this glowing pirate sea We’ll laugh We’ll lose We’ll crash and burn Then queue another voyage key For the truest gold we ever found Was the fools who sail with me [Verse 2] We stocked the ship with every fruit And crates of cursed old steel Then Dave forgot to raise the ramp He alt‑tabbed for a meal We crashed into an island rock The brig lit up in flame He came back with a sandwich And our ship had changed its name [Chorus] So heave ho Mind the ping My lads The galleon runs on RGB (ohhh!) We’re legends in our living rooms On this glowing pirate sea We’ll laugh We’ll lose We’ll crash and burn Then queue another voyage key For the truest gold we ever found Was the fools who sail with me [Bridge] One mic is cracked and buzzin’ One screen’s held up with tape But every night we meet again In this salty Shining escape We bury all our bad days In chests beneath the foam For a little while the storm outside Feels far away from home [Chorus] So heave ho Mind the ping My lads The galleon runs on RGB (hey!) We’re legends in our living rooms On this glowing pirate sea We’ll laugh We’ll lose We’ll crash and burn Then queue another voyage key For the truest gold we ever found Was the fools who sail with me [Outro] So if you hear our drunken song Across the loading screen Just join our crew We’ll die as friends In the finest game ever seen

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