[INSTRUMENTAL] [technical accordion + tympani] Candy gone, Time for pie [Verse 1] Apple Pumpkin, Pecan Apple crumb, just adds the crumbs Cranberry Apple, still Apple Sweet Potato, no that’s not punkin Buckeye too [Chorus] Thanks giving pies Some in disguise All worth a try Just one bite, For tonight Not needing more since the fright [Verse 2] Chocolate crème Crustless pumpkin Double peanut Peanut butter pudding Mince meat Streusel Pumpkin, another punkin indeed Butterscotch Cranberry pecan, leftover surprise Spiced upside-down apple [Chorus] Thanks giving pies Some in disguise All worth a try Just one bite, For tonight Not needing more since the fright [Verse 3] Possum Sour cream apple Apple crostata Hubbard squash Pecan cream cheese Maple syrup Pear, now you’re just listing fruit [Chorus] Thanks giving pies Some in disguise All worth a try Just one bite, For tonight Not needing more since the fright [Verse 4] Vegan pumpkin Buttermilk Apple butter Vegan pecan Swedish apple Gluten free pumpkin Sour cream raisin [Bridge] Still more pie All worth a try Just one more bite, For tonight [Solo – Pounding Percussion] More pies [Verse 5] Chocolate pecan Pumpkin cheese cake Oatmeal Honey Gluten free apple Condensed milk Sweet potato Pumpkin chiffon [Final Chorus - painful grunt vocals] Thanks giving pies Some in disguise All worth a try Just one bite, For tonight Not needing more since the fright [OUTRO – fading gospel choir, music slows to an end] Thanks Giving Pies
