(Can we all come to your house for Christmas?) (Can I bring my 2nd cousin and her new boyfriend? Oh and their cat?) [Verse] Oh believe me this is not just a phase You don't need to come for the holidays Just cause we're family - doesn't mean we need to hug Its just like Ebenezer scrooge said - bah humbug!!! i wish to be left alone this Christmas why can't everyone just mind their business? i don't wanna hear all the bickering all that noise is way too triggering don't need any presents under the tree just want some distance between you and me merry Christmas! go away! send me a card if you really must there's nothing else for us to discuss don't wanna visit, don't wanna host we might be family - but we've never been close it's not like i'll never see you again just please stop asking me when one little christmas is all i ask for one solo christmas and nothing more i wish to be left alone this Christmas why can't everyone just mind their business? i don't wanna hear all the bickering all that noise is way too triggering don't need any presents under the tree just want some distance between you and me merry Christmas! go away! Oh believe me this is not just a phase You don't need to come for the holidays Just cause we're family - doesn't mean we need to hug Its just like Ebenezer scrooge said - bah humbug!!!!


