[Verse 1] Blinker on for fifteen miles White knuckles Coffee on my thigh You’re staring at your steering wheel Like it’s gonna tell you why Brake lights in a straight-up lane We’re doing circles in a line I’m late for work You’re scared to turn And somehow that’s my crime [Chorus] People can’t drive Stop trying to merge on the expressway at thirty-five (hey!) Gas it or stay home Don’t freeze in the middle Picking up your phone People can’t drive I’m just tryna make it to my messed-up life So choose a lane Choose a side Stop trying to merge on the expressway at thirty-five [Verse 2] Left lane Right lane Pick one Go Your mom’s not here to guide your soul That “yield” sign isn’t story time It means you move your heartless bowl You check your mirrors like a test Then slam the brakes Confessing stress I say a prayer for all of us And ride this bumper-car mess [Chorus] People can’t drive Stop trying to merge on the expressway at thirty-five (oh yeah) Hit that pedal Feel it bite Or wait on the ramp till the fear feels right People can’t drive I’m just tryna make it to my messed-up life So choose a lane Choose a side Stop trying to merge on the expressway at thirty-five
