Underwear On The Chandelier

[Verse 1] You walked in like “who invited The entire wrestling team?” Tank top Crop top Crop too tiny Biceps busting at the seams DJ drops that guilty pleasure Glitter in the body hair You say “Careful I’m a handful” I say “Baby That’s my prayer” [Chorus] We’re doing cardio for Jesus on the dancefloor (hallelujah) Thighs out Vibes out What you waiting for? (hey!) If loving every dumb idea is a felony Then lock me up with all this gay naked muscle round me We’re doing cardio for Jesus on the dancefloor (amen) Sweat so holy that it’s staining up the decor (oh yeah) You grab my hips I lose my keys and all my dignity Blame it on the dancing and the hanky panky energy [Verse 2] You flex “accidentally” nearer Button flies about to pop Someone yells “objectify him” I just say “I’ll take the job” Spinning like a drunken ceiling fan Your shorts are MIA Guess they went to find morality They won’t be back today [Chorus] We’re doing cardio for Jesus on the dancefloor (hallelujah) Thighs out Vibes out What you waiting for? (hey!) If loving every dumb idea is a felony Then lock me up with all this gay naked muscle round me We’re doing cardio for Jesus on the dancefloor (amen) Sweat so holy that it’s staining up the decor (oh yeah) You grab my hips I lose my keys and all my dignity Blame it on the dancing and the hanky panky energy [Bridge] [Beat drops to bass and claps] Left cheek Right cheek Public health hazard physique You say “Is this too much?” I say “Sir…increase” We’re one bad twerk from shutting down the power grid If scandal had a mascot It would look like us It did (woo!) [Chorus] We’re doing cardio for Jesus on the dancefloor (hallelujah) Thighs out Vibes out What you waiting for? (hey!) If loving every dumb idea is a felony Then lock me up with all this gay naked muscle round me We’re doing cardio for Jesus on the dancefloor (amen) Last call Lost clothes What a sight to see (oh yeah) You grab my soul My snacks My rent My dignity Blame it on the dancing and the hanky panky energy