[Intro] [Atmospheric Sub-Bass Drone] [Eerie High Soprano Vocal Hum] [Crisp Heavy Trip-Hop Drum Beat] [Verse 1] [Cold Monotone Spoken Word] [Unimpressed Baritone Voice] Kazaa blinking in the system tray, Mum needs the phone by four. Fourteen hours on a Powderfinger track, Ninety-nine percent, then the line drops. Once more. Left the computer running overnight, Fan going like a jet, Woke up to a file called "Linkin Park" That I'm still not over yet. [Pre-Chorus] [Thumping Bass Escalation] [Eerie High Vocal Harmonies Floating in Back] Lars is on the news, suing all his fans, Everyone's got a theory. Heard Telstra's sending letters to the house, Heard they come and take the PC. Never met a kid it happened to, Never saw a single one, Still unplugged the modem from the wall Just in case it was true, just for fun. [Chorus] [EXPLOSIVE DARK ROCK HOOK] [Eerie Haunting High Singing Voice] [Wide Fuzzy Guitar Wall] Click, pray, cross your fingers! (Hourglass again!) Might be the song, might be a Trojan! (Hourglass again!) Fourteen hours and it's a coin toss, Burn it to a disc and hope it's not a coaster! Click, pray, cross your fingers! [Post-Chorus] [Haunting High Vocal Vocalise] [Fuzz Bass Groove] [Verse 2] [Drums and Sub-Bass Only] [Deadpan Spoken Delivery] Downloaded Zelda, labeled System of a Down, Told all my mates, passed the MP3 around. Argued for a month at the school bus stop, 'Til somebody’s brother called us total flops. Said "Mate, that's Rabbit Joint, check the forums online," Felt like a idiot, wasted all my time. Still burned it to a CD-R with a Sharpie pen, And labeled it "System" just to trigger 'em again. [Pre-Chorus] [Atmospheric Distortion Swell] [Eerie High Vocal Echoes] Hired a tape from the video shop, Still got the ad before the film: You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a television set. Mate, I'm just trying to hear one song. [Chorus] [MAXIMUM ATMOSPHERIC IMPACT] [Haunting Eerie Soprano Soaring Lead] [Layered Low Baritone Counter-Vocals] Click, pray, cross your fingers! (Hourglass again!) Might be the song, might be a Trojan! (Hourglass again!) Fourteen hours and it's a coin toss, Burn it to a disc and hope it's not a coaster! Click, pray, cross your fingers! [Bridge] [Minimal Trip-Hop Pulse] [Eerie Floating High Vocal Sustains] [Muffled Sardonic Spoken Word] File name: track-zero-one-final, dot M-P-three, dot E-X-E. Extension: hidden. Antivirus subscription: expired. Restarting in safe mode. [Guitar Solo] [Dark Melodic Grunge Solo] [Eerie Soaring Vocal Ad-Libs] [Chorus] [FULL DYNAMIC RELEASE] [Eerie High Vocal Climax] Click, pray, cross your fingers! (Hourglass again!) Might be the song, might be a Trojan! (Hourglass again!) Fourteen hours and it's a coin toss, Burn it to a disc and hope it's not a coaster! Click, pray, cross your fingers! [Outro] [Fading Distortion Drone] [Sole Eerie High Vocal Note Decaying] [Cold Deadpan Spoken] This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. [Glitch System Shutdown Effect] [Hard Silence] [End]
