[Verse 1: Punching husky contralto female MC, contralto, punching each bar] County fair on a Saturday, the grandstand's packed Eleven muscle cars and the drivers talking smack Painted flames on the hoods, all chrome and noise Then a silver minivan comes rolling past the boys Two car seats bolted in and a sticker on the glass Says honor roll student, and I'm here to take your cash Number fifty-two on the door in duct tape Big men laughing like I took a wrong turn at the gate Laugh it up, I been training every morning at eight Five lanes, school zone, and a bus that won't wait Took a hit in the drive-thru and I didn't spill the fries Got a dent from the soccer lot I wear like a prize [Hook: Punching husky contralto female MC, contralto, band answering each line] Hit me again, I still make pickup at three Minivan rolling and the whole fair watching me Smoke off the hood and the car seats in Hit me again, come on, hit me again [Verse 2: Punching husky contralto female MC, contralto, harder] Flag waves, engines howl and the dirt flies high Big red muscle car coming at me from the side Hit my door so hard that a juice box popped Snacks all over the floor, but the van never stopped Put it in reverse like I'm backing out of school Backed into his grille, now he's leaking all his fuel Steam coming up and he's climbing out slow Two more coming at me, one high and one low So I check both mirrors like the pickup lane at four Let 'em hit each other, then I tap 'em both some more Grandstand stomping and they chanting fifty-two Little silver minivan, now what you gonna do [Bridge: Punching husky contralto female MC, phone alarm cue, laughing, three crunching band hits] Hold up, that's my phone, two-forty on the dot Practice lets out at three and that coach gets hot So I'm wrapping this up, give me all that you got Three cars left, and I'm taking 'em on the spot One Two Three [Hook: Punching husky contralto female MC, contralto, band answering each line] Hit me again, I still make pickup at three Minivan rolling and the whole fair watching me Smoke off the hood and the car seats in Hit me again, come on, hit me again [Verse 3: Punching husky contralto female MC, contralto, victory lap] Last car moving and the dust coming down Muscle cars smoking like a cookout in town Announcer can't believe it and the grandstand roars Five hundred dollars and the trophy, it's yours Took the check and the trophy and I skipped the parade Hood still smoking but the payment's made Two fifty-eight at the field, I roll up slow Window down, front bumper dragging, there we go [Final Hook: Punching husky contralto female MC, contralto, band answering each line] Hit me again, I still make pickup at three Minivan rolling and the whole fair watching me Smoke off the hood and the car seats in Hit me again, come on, hit me again [End]
