Discount Politics (Master)

[Intro] [Verse 1] Cheap talk on a Friday night, Promises flow in the neon light, Shakin’ hands but they’re sellin’ schemes, Discount deals on American dreams. [Chorus] Discount politics, half off pride, Two-for-one slogans, step inside, Spin those lies with a salesman shtick Listenin’ all night to discount politics. [Verse 2] Slick hair, bad suit, big ole' tie, Preachin’ the truth but the well runs dry, Buy one vote, get the next one free, Another round of false honesty. [Chorus] Discount politics, half off pride, Two-for-one slogans, step inside, Spin those lies with a salesman shtick Listenin’ all night to discount politics. [Verse 3] Phoney smiles on a TV stage, Reading their lines off a bargain page, Shake the dust off a well-worn trick, Sellin’ salvation real cheap and quick. [Verse 4] Campaign bus with a neon sign, Promisin’ change that's the party line, Talkin’ big dreams on a budget plan, Discount deals for the common man. [Chorus] Discount politics, half off pride, Two-for-one slogans, step inside, Spin those lies with a salesman shtick Listenin’ all night to discount politics. [Verse 5] County fair stage with a microphone, Sellin’ big dreams like they’re on loan, Crowd claps along to a practiced pitch, Another cheap line in discount politics. [Bridge] Ain’t no coupon for your hard work done, No bargain price on the setting sun, But they’ll mark it down, slap a tag in red, Sellin’ the future like day-old bread. [Chorus] Discount politics a neon show, Cheaper by the dozen, line up in a row, Raise your hands high, you've made your pick, We’ve all gotten used to discount politics! We’ve all gotten used to discount politics! We’ve all gotten used to discount politics! [end]