[Verse 1] Should've left after week number two Girl, I saw the signs, I just called 'em cute He said "organic," I said "anything" Should've heard the warning bells start to ring Bought the groceries, stocked the shelves Lost my damn mind and forgot myself Thought it looked like true romance... Nah... It looked expensive in advance [Pre-Chorus] Red flags? Baby, I called 'em decorations Great sex... Terrible communication Friends said, "Girl..." I said, "Mind your business..." Now I tell this story like it's witness testimony [Chorus] I was dickmatized I won't even lie Ignored every red flag waving right before my eyes Thought I found forever Should've known better That man had me hypnotized Dickmatized Girl, what a ride Bank account was crying while my hormones ran my life I can't even blame him... Nah, I'll blame the D... I was dickmatized [Verse 2] Bought an espresso machine... Girl... I don't drink espresso Changed my whole damn kitchen Just to keep that man fed though Organic this... Organic that... Then he had opinions... Imagine that "Ketchup next." Boy, excuse me? Who exactly raised you? You got requests? After all I gave you? Then he took my creamer... Didn't even ask Later said he did it Just to be an ass ...The audacity. [Build] Ladies... If you ever find yourself Buying a man appliances Before he buys you dinner... Please... Call somebody. [Drop] Dickmatized Dick-dickmatized Had me acting like his wife By the second month of life Dickmatized Lost my damn mind Thought I found my soulmate... Girl, I found a part-time job [Female Rap] Three gift bags... Vegas suite... Dave & Buster's... All on me Easter basket... Sony headphones... He still had complaints About my damn home Soft toothbrush? Organic cream? Boy, you thought You lived with me? Then "It'll do..." Oh, that's rich Should've bought yourself Your own damn... Never mind... I'm classy now... (Well... Classier now.) [Bridge] Looking back... It's kinda funny How attraction Clouds your judgment Good girl... Bad decisions... That's expensive tuition [Final Chorus] I was dickmatized Now I'm doing fine Got my standards higher than they ever were in life If he's worth forever He'll act like better 'Cause I'm not financing another man's life Dickmatized... Never again If I buy another espresso machine... It'll be... For me. [Outro] Mmm... Yeah... You can blame your past You can blame bad luck But sooner or later You gotta own your stuff No more bankroll No more "fixing" you Love don't mean I fund your life too Mmm... Lesson learned... Tuition paid... Dickmatized... Once was enough... Never again... Never again... Girl, never again... Yeah... I'm cured. I'm cured.
