Saltines and Ibuprofen (Tha Dokter’s Remedy) ~Tha Moosick Dokter™

Clifford E. Sarke

Tha Moosick Dokter™

Clifford E. Sarke

Bayou Blues, Cajun Soul, Delta Blues, Tha Moosick Dokter™, Weezianna™, Swamp Magic Blues, Folk

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[An Ages Old Cajun Tune]
[A song sung in the remote Bayous of Weezianna]

Saltines and Ibuprofen (Tha Dokter’s Remedy)

A "Weezianna" Spoof/Cover of Crystallineheart's song, “Saltines and Ibuprofen”
By: Tha Moosick Dokter

[Style: Swamp-Slow Bayou Blues Ballad, 68 BPM, thick with humidity, dripping with Dobro and Soul]

[§ Instrumental intro: A "Swamp Fiddle" solo that starts high and lonesome, then drags down into a bluesy, mournful growl to give it that spicy bayou kick]

[§ Voice Tag]
"Iss izz... Tha Dokk-ter, babe!"
(Heh-heh... )

[§ Verse 1]
Got a basket fulla potions, roots, an' vines,
Logger-book fer markin' down tha times.
Ya say this is your life – right here, right now?
Well, let tha Dokter show ya why an' how.

Ya feel like ya walkin' in them elderly shoes?
Honey, we all down here...
Jus' payin' them dues.
(Payin' them dues...)

[§ Chorus 1]
Saltines and Ibuprofen,
Saltines and Ibuprofen;
Around tha clock,
Don't let tha rhythm stop...
Jus' easin' tha pain.

[Dobro riff]

[§ Verse 2]
I hear ya Mama's voice callin' through tha screen,
Tellin' ya "Eat them crackers, keep your spirit clean."
Do what she said, 'cause Mamma knows tha way,
To keep them swamp-fever ghosts at bay.
I'll mix ya some chicory and a little bit o' mud,
To keep tha circulation flowin' in your blood.
(Flowin' in your blood...)

[§ Chorus 2]
Saltines and Ibuprofen,
Saltines and Ibuprofen;
Around tha clock,
Around tha clock...
Easin' tha pain.

[“Swamp Fiddle”]

[§ Bridge]
Now tha therapist says "Move!" and "Spin aroun'! "
But I say, "Put your bare feet on tha Bayou groun'. "
They got ya spinnin' 'til tha days are jus' a blur,
But I got tha liniment, tha tonic, an' tha purr...

[§ Verse 3]
Don't ya worry 'bout tha exercises or tha heat,
(Ooo-oo-oooo)
Jus' keep them saltines crunchy an' your spirit sweet.
(Ooo-oo-oooo)
Take that medicine – exactly as I said,
Then lay your weary bones down in a mossy bed.

Tha Dokter's got tha rhythm that'll conquer Fear,
An' wash away tha salt o' every single tear.

[§ Final Chorus]
Saltines and Ibuprofen,
Saltines and Ibuprofen;
Around tha clock,
Around tha clock...
Easin' tha pain.

[§ Outro]
Eat a couple crackers, babe...
(Ooo-oo-oooo)
Take a little blue pill fer tha ache...
[Thass “Ibuprofen—200mg” gurl.]
Listen ta tha Fiddle cry...
(Ahh-ah-ahh-ah)
You gonna be alright,
(By-an'-by...)

(By-an'-by...)

Yeah...
Mamma knows – 
Tha Dokter knows.

[§ Dobro interlude]

[Whispered]
"Now... keep tha log-book straight, ya hear?"

["Swamp Fiddle" flourish]

[§ END]

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'Tha Moosick Dokter'™, 'Tha Dokter'™, 'Moosick Dokter'™, 'Moosick Med'cine'™ and 'Weezianna'™ are proprietary trademarks of Clifford E. Sarke.

"Weezianna™: The Rhythmic Art that Mends the Heart.", "Pure Moosick Medicine—Direct from the Bayou." and "Don't just listen. Heal. That's the Weezianna™ way." are trademarked slogans of Clifford E. Sarke.

©2025, All Rights Reserved, Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music for an original work. You are free to use this audio/video and its sound for non-commercial purposes such as public worship services, educational purposes, personal enjoyment and home entertainment. Attribution to the creator of the Original Work (Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music) is appreciated but not required. Monetization, commercial use, and distribution of this audio/video or its sound as sound waves, digital files, or notation in any form are not permitted without explicit written permission from the creator (Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music). All rights for personal use, performance, and monetization of this Original Work, are retained by Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music. For permissions, licensing, or further inquiries, please contact us at: azaleaparkemusic@protonmail.com.

💝You are warmly invited to share your comments or questions to "CES" (that's me), azaleaparkemusic@protonmail.com (I will NEVER dishonour your trust by violating your privacy!) Let me know you are a fellow songwriter/listener on Suno. 🙏(Blessings and Prayers)🖖(LLAP)

{Saltines and Ibuprofen | Tha Moosick Dokter™ | ℞ 200-051-002C}
{℞ C225-C02}

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————————∞———————— “Saltines and Ibuprofen”, A "Weezianna"™ Spoof/Cover of Crystallineheart's song, “Saltines and Ibuprofen” © 2025, All Rights Reserved for Adaptation/Arrangement Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music 'Clifford E. Sarke'/@cliffordesarke Pilot Track: https://suno.com/song/472d9dcc-0c77-4aef-a89e-e0694b19ea1d (Concept Inspired by Crystallineheart 's “Saltines and Ibuprofen”) Listen to her song here - https://suno.com/song/8d1b0331-61e6-4902-aed8-1c6036876371 Crystallineheart 's profile is at https://suno.com/@crystallineheart1 Take some time to listen to, appreciate and enjoy her other works, too! ————————∞——— 💝at bottom See "Sarke ♪♫ Covers" Playlist for this and other songs. https://suno.com/playlist/921cba96-011b-4811-9943-755d808e47ec See "Tha Moosik Dokter"™ Working Playlist for the other "Moosick Dokter"™ Songs an' more 'rangements of this song. (Link Only) https://suno.com/playlist/cbcb8e44-1d86-4121-9e3d-6529cc5fd684 ————————∞———————— [An Ages Old Cajun Tune] [A song sung in the remote Bayous of Weezianna] Saltines and Ibuprofen (Tha Dokter’s Remedy) A "Weezianna" Spoof/Cover of Crystallineheart's song, “Saltines and Ibuprofen” By: Tha Moosick Dokter [Style: Swamp-Slow Bayou Blues Ballad, 68 BPM, thick with humidity, dripping with Dobro and Soul] [§ Instrumental intro: A "Swamp Fiddle" solo that starts high and lonesome, then drags down into a bluesy, mournful growl to give it that spicy bayou kick] [§ Voice Tag] "Iss izz... Tha Dokk-ter, babe!" (Heh-heh... ) [§ Verse 1] Got a basket fulla potions, roots, an' vines, Logger-book fer markin' down tha times. Ya say this is your life – right here, right now? Well, let tha Dokter show ya why an' how. Ya feel like ya walkin' in them elderly shoes? Honey, we all down here... Jus' payin' them dues. (Payin' them dues...) [§ Chorus 1] Saltines and Ibuprofen, Saltines and Ibuprofen; Around tha clock, Don't let tha rhythm stop... Jus' easin' tha pain. [Dobro riff] [§ Verse 2] I hear ya Mama's voice callin' through tha screen, Tellin' ya "Eat them crackers, keep your spirit clean." Do what she said, 'cause Mamma knows tha way, To keep them swamp-fever ghosts at bay. I'll mix ya some chicory and a little bit o' mud, To keep tha circulation flowin' in your blood. (Flowin' in your blood...) [§ Chorus 2] Saltines and Ibuprofen, Saltines and Ibuprofen; Around tha clock, Around tha clock... Easin' tha pain. [“Swamp Fiddle”] [§ Bridge] Now tha therapist says "Move!" and "Spin aroun'! " But I say, "Put your bare feet on tha Bayou groun'. " They got ya spinnin' 'til tha days are jus' a blur, But I got tha liniment, tha tonic, an' tha purr... [§ Verse 3] Don't ya worry 'bout tha exercises or tha heat, (Ooo-oo-oooo) Jus' keep them saltines crunchy an' your spirit sweet. (Ooo-oo-oooo) Take that medicine – exactly as I said, Then lay your weary bones down in a mossy bed. Tha Dokter's got tha rhythm that'll conquer Fear, An' wash away tha salt o' every single tear. [§ Final Chorus] Saltines and Ibuprofen, Saltines and Ibuprofen; Around tha clock, Around tha clock... Easin' tha pain. [§ Outro] Eat a couple crackers, babe... (Ooo-oo-oooo) Take a little blue pill fer tha ache... [Thass “Ibuprofen—200mg” gurl.] Listen ta tha Fiddle cry... (Ahh-ah-ahh-ah) You gonna be alright, (By-an'-by...) (By-an'-by...) Yeah... Mamma knows – Tha Dokter knows. [§ Dobro interlude] [Whispered] "Now... keep tha log-book straight, ya hear?" ["Swamp Fiddle" flourish] [§ END] ————————∞———————— 'Tha Moosick Dokter'™, 'Tha Dokter'™, 'Moosick Dokter'™, 'Moosick Med'cine'™ and 'Weezianna'™ are proprietary trademarks of Clifford E. Sarke. "Weezianna™: The Rhythmic Art that Mends the Heart.", "Pure Moosick Medicine—Direct from the Bayou." and "Don't just listen. Heal. That's the Weezianna™ way." are trademarked slogans of Clifford E. Sarke. ©2025, All Rights Reserved, Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music for an original work. You are free to use this audio/video and its sound for non-commercial purposes such as public worship services, educational purposes, personal enjoyment and home entertainment. Attribution to the creator of the Original Work (Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music) is appreciated but not required. Monetization, commercial use, and distribution of this audio/video or its sound as sound waves, digital files, or notation in any form are not permitted without explicit written permission from the creator (Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music). All rights for personal use, performance, and monetization of this Original Work, are retained by Clifford E. Sarke/Azalea Parke Music. For permissions, licensing, or further inquiries, please contact us at: [email protected]. 💝You are warmly invited to share your comments or questions to "CES" (that's me), [email protected] (I will NEVER dishonour your trust by violating your privacy!) Let me know you are a fellow songwriter/listener on Suno. 🙏(Blessings and Prayers)🖖(LLAP) {Saltines and Ibuprofen | Tha Moosick Dokter™ | ℞ 200-051-002C} {℞ C225-C02}

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