[Drug Money Mamas] [Verse 1] She's at church every Sunday before nine First in the pew and the first in the line She'll put you on her prayer list and pray for you all day And her son runs a drugstore out the back door, they say Feeling down? He's got it. Feeling tired? He's got it Wanna forget? He's got it. Don't ask Mama, she forgot it He's in and he's out every hour of the night She says, "He's in sales, and he's doing all right" [Chorus] Drug money mamas, say amen and pass the cash She don't ask no questions, she just spends the stash Rent's paid, lights on, a freezer full of meat Drug money mamas, bless her heart, ain't she sweet [Verse 2] She brings goodies for the Sunday school class Paid for with twenties she irons real fast She put up a Christmas tree in the middle of June Hung it with hundreds and hummed a hymn tune The children said, "Teacher, why's the angel so green?" She said, "That's Ben Franklin, now hush and be clean" She's got no job, but she tithes like a queen Biggest giver the pastor has ever seen [Verse 3] When the birthdays come, Uncle pays for it all Bikes and cakes and a party at the mall Brand new shoes on every little pair of feet The best-dressed kids on the whole dang street Mama tells the neighbors, "He's generous, you see" "Such a giving young man, he gets it all from me" Little Junior asked, "Uncle, where's your money from?" Mama said, "Eat your cake, baby, and don't be dumb" [Chorus] Drug money mamas, say amen and pass the cash She don't ask no questions, she just spends the stash Rent's paid, lights on, a freezer full of meat Drug money mamas, bless her heart, ain't she sweet [Bridge] Channel Six says there's fentanyl in the batch Three more gone down on the Maple Street patch The crack house got raided, the mugshots are in There's a perp walk at noon, and she's cooked for all ten The coach got arrested for selling to the team She said, "Well, ain't that awful," and she ate her ice cream The working girls wave when she walks to the store She says, "He's got so many friends coming by to the door" Mothers are crying at funerals in town She brings them a casserole, bought with what laid their babies down [Verse 4] She's got a second house, and guess who rents? Her baby pays the mortgage, every dollar, every cent She says, "I'm building equity," she's proud as can be Never mind one raid and it's the county's for free He gets her car fixed, takes her out to eat She knows how to make it, and she knows how to keep Some nights he gets to crying and confessing it all The men he beat and robbed and left against the wall She pats him on the shoulder, says, "Now, baby, don't you fret" "Is this month's rent in the envelope yet?" [Verse 5] One night he came home with mud to his knees Said, "Mama, I drove way out past the trees There's a man in a ditch, and he's lying real still I think that he's dead, Mama, maybe I killed" She looked at the ceiling, she looked at the floor Said, "Wipe off them boots 'fore you come through my door" Then she held out her hand, said, "The grocery money, honey" "The church will forgive you, but the gas man won't, sonny" [Final Chorus] Drug money mamas, say amen and pass the cash She don't ask no questions, she just spends the stash Rent's paid, lights on, a freezer full of meat Drug money mamas, bless her heart, ain't she sweet [Outro] See you Sunday morning, she'll be sitting up front Singing "Amazing Grace" with a hundred in her purse While her boy sells dope out behind the church hearse. [End] [Silence]