"The Legend of Shibler Karn Berpenurp Wifabawap" (Intro) (Thumping bass kicks in with record scratches and a funky guitar riff) Yo, yo, gather ‘round for a story so whack, ‘Bout a name that’ll make your tongue crack. Shibler Karn Berpenurp Wifabawap, Say it three times fast, and your brain might pop! (Verse 1) Shibler Karn rolls deep in the game, With a name so wild it puts others to shame. Came from a town you’ve never heard of before, With a one-eyed llama and a squeaky screen door. Berpenurp swag with Wifabawap moves, Breaks all the rules, grooves with no shoes. Got a pet iguana named Sir McCheese, They play the kazoo and party with bees. (Chorus) Shibler Karn Berpenurp Wifabawap, Rockin’ the scene and making jaws drop. A funky legend, a certified bop, When Shibler’s around, the beat won’t stop! (Verse 2) Got a mullet so fly, it’s defying gravity, Invented a dance called the "Flabbergast Spree." Hits the club with a pogo stick, Turns heads like, “Who’s this lunatic?” But Shibler’s got style, Shibler’s got flair, A cape made of tinfoil and underwear! Rolls into town on a unicycle ride, With a boom box blasting, “Step aside!” (Chorus) Shibler Karn Berpenurp Wifabawap, Rockin’ the scene and making jaws drop. A funky legend, a certified bop, When Shibler’s around, the beat won’t stop! (Bridge) (Groovy breakdown with synths and cowbells) Now Shibler’s got a motto that’s hard to deny, “Live weird, stay bold, aim for the sky.” With a name like that, you can’t stay tame, Shibler Karn’s redefining the game. (Verse 3) Now some say Shibler’s from outer space, Sent here to funk up the human race. With a Berpenurp grin and Wifabawap charm, Shibler keeps chaos from doing us harm. Won a dance-off with a goat named Clyde, Taught Bigfoot how to electric slide. If you hear that name, better clear the floor, ‘Cause Shibler Karn’s about to give you more! (Chorus) Shibler Karn Berpenurp Wifabawap, Rockin’ the scene and making jaws drop. A funky legend, a certified bop, When Shibler’s around, the beat won’t stop! (Outro) (Funky beat fades with a kazoo solo and a llama’s bray) So remember the name, it’s a tongue-twisting feat, Shibler Karn’s the groove you just can’t beat. Berpenurp Wifabawap, the myth, the fact, The funkiest hero to ever impact! (Final beat fades with a whisper: “Wifabawap… out!”)
