Professor Evil vs Professor Evil #PishTV

========== Made for SwedishPish 90s TV event. Check the end of the lyrics for more details. https://suno.com/playlist/5b32ebc7-1e5c-4ba9-848c-ada82e9c2718 ========== ============================= An imported show form Asia. It was meant to teach kids science, and get them into becoming scientists. Kids however didn't quite liked it: boys claimed it was too girly, girls were bored since show lacked appeal; as well as over explaining SCIENCE behind every Evil's device, as well as herself explaining in details how she foiled her plans -- were alienating. Teenagers however loved the show! While adults attempted to launch a campaign to cancel it. (To this day, nobody can quite explain what was an issue) ============================= [Intro] Professor Evil every Monday morn A new bad idea is born World domination on her mind Leaving all humanity behind She plots she schemes a wicked grin "Where do I even begin?" [Instrumental Intro: Show Theme] [Verse 1] Laser beams and giant robots too Explosive cupcakes bright and new A shrinking ray a growing goo Her plans are wild and quite a few [Break] But then a shimmer a sudden flash Another Evil in a dash [Verse 2] Here she comes again From a world beyond our ken Professor Evil number two Always knows just what to do To stop her twin it's true Double trouble doomsday blues [Chorus] Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil Every single week it’s a sequel Prequel “She’s gonna blow the globe!” “She’s gonna save the globe!” Two mad minds in a moral fistfight Arguing all day Canceling midnight Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil World ends never Tenure stays tight [Verse 3] Monday: shrink the moon To a keychain toy Tuesday: swap all dogs With identical boys Wednesday: turn the oceans Into soda fizz Thursday: forget why The big red button is [Break] Alarm goes off Blue flash Out steps… her In a brighter shirt Holding coffee with a metal straw [Verse 4] Professor Evil Meet Professor Evil One wants chaos One brings legal and snacks They lock eyes Mirror-image frown Both shout “Nice coat!” then stare each other down [Bridge] Who yanks out the plug? It’s… me Same grin Same degree “Me Your ethics forms are missing Page forty-two B” They argue in Latin Over fate and entropy Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil That’s me Fighting me [Chorus] Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil Every single week it’s a sequel Prequel “She’s gonna freeze the sun!” “She’s gonna warm it up!” Two sharp minds in a spiral catfight Screaming “You’re me!” “No I’m more right!” Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil Class dismissed Same time next week 📺🐟 MISSION: #PishTV 📺🐟 You wake up. It feels like the 90's again. The TV blares with something sticky. The signal is breaking. The screen is cracking. The pish are broadcasting live. Will you grab the remote… or go to commcerial? XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 1: Drop Your Broadcast Remix the anthem or build your own insane program. Make it loud. Make it weird. No, WEIRDER. Go playful. Go chaotic. Slap that sugar signal. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 2: Design the Screen Storm Create cover art that feels like a 90s TV meltdown. If it feels unhinged, you’re doing it right. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 3: Hijack the Hashtag Tag your creation with #PishTV Let the signal spread. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 4: Tap the Glass Comment on the original track so the fish know you’ve tuned in. No silent watchers. Only active broadcasters. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 5: Feed the Frenzy Stream. Share. Support. Blast your fellow creators across playlists. The stronger the swarm, the louder the takeover. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 6: Loop the Transmission Paste these rules into your track description so the signal keeps multiplying. No dead air. No quiet channels. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX And that’s it. Flip the switch. Crack the screen. Let the fish in. 📺🐟 The broadcast has begun. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX