Mr. Spellfire ft Filthy Felicia

He enchants your girl, she calls him Sensei, Gave her Feather Fall — now she floatin' all day. He's got a wand with girth, it ain’t just for show, He Magic Missile's fast, but he can cast it slow. "Yaaaa!" I’m a wizard, baby, got a dome of force, Your party wiped — while I banged a horse. "Not literally — it was a centaur queen" She said my Staff of Power made her split her seams. "Woooo!" Wizard flex! No Dex! Got scrolls in my socks and a bag of ex! Prestige class! No stress! I roll Nat 20s when I’m gettin’ dressed. "Hah!" I made a golem outta magic powder, He dances each night, but still tear you asunder. Dropped acid with a lich, we vibed real hard, He said, “Teach me your ways,” I said, “Get a bard!" "Watch'em break it down!" [BREAKDOWN] Castin’ spells, I’m the arcane sire! Got your whole crew shook, call me Mr. Spellfire! Don’t need a tavern, I summon my own, Full of succubae fans, and a cursed trombone. I got spells so slick, they self-correct, You got spell charms? I can spell erect. "Hahaha!" Let me school you like it’s newb night: You’re still casting — I’m twerkin on your knight. Your GM had to nerf me twice, Still clapped the Queen of Fay, hop off? No dice . "Suck it nerd!" I’m a wizard, man, my tower’s got flair, Even my hoes can cast Prismatic Layer. Made a mimic chair just to prank your king, Now his throne room’s got bite — and a tongue ring. "Woooo!" Books deep! Pants low! I dimension door’d into your mom’s shadow! "Woooo!" All rise for the Wizard king! He binds his tomes with dragon wing! He speaks in tongues, and struts with flair! Too many girlies when the wizard’s there! [BREAKDOWN] Castin’ spells, I’m the arcane sire! Got your whole crew shook, call me Mr. Spellfire! Bow to the sage, the rune-lit blaster, Books and flames, he's the magic master! Curtain drops, but he’s still in sight… He cast Fade Out — Good Night!