English Lyrics: 100% by ElectronicVampire REMIX by HelicopterGirl Music: SUNO 6 Image: Dreamina/Seedream 4. Animation: SUNO © 2026 ElectronicVampire + HG All Rights Reserved for REMIX Date: October 12, 2026 3:12 AM READ OUR COMMENTS in EV's Original song ~ SO FUNNY! @electronicvampire This was EV's Original song, it's very FUNNY! LEFT FOOT RIGHT https://suno.com/song/3b69f902-a3e8-4d98-93e1-f7792f402159 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [Intro – dry, close-mic, phone hiss, then one kick] Hello? Yeah, I'm here. (Hold on.) [Verse 1 – bouncy, rhythmic, half-sung, sparse beat] You called at nine, I picked up quiet (quiet) Heard a woman in the back say "again" (again) Then "left foot first, baby, not like that" (not like that) So I said "call you later" and I hung up (hung up) [Pre-Chorus – building, triplet kicks, filtered synth rising] You asked what time I'm coming home (home) Ten-fifteen, got a blister on my heel (my heel) Shoe powder on my collar, that ain't perfume (perfume) Check my pocket: Band-Aid and a punch card (punch card) [Chorus – drop, chopped vocal hits, bed-squeak sample on the off-beats] Yeah, I got a girl (girl, girl) She says "again" (again, again) Left foot first, then the right one (right one) Five, six, seven, eight, count me in (count me in) Yeah, I got a girl (girl, girl) Every Tuesday, every Thursday (Thursday) Hips back, shoulders loose (loose) Five, six, seven, eight, count me in (count me in) [Verse 2 – dry, quick, bass only] Last June you danced the whole wedding (wedding) I stood by the cake and held your purse (your purse) You said I'm stiff like a folding chair (folding chair) So I found a floor above the pharmacy (pharmacy) [Pre-Chorus – building, snare roll] You found the charge: Left Foot Academy (Academy) Thought it was a hotel, it's a hardwood floor (hardwood floor) Nine more lessons and the tenth one's free (tenth one's free) Don't call it cheating, call it homework (homework) [Chorus – full drop] Yeah, I got a girl (girl, girl) She says "again" (again, again) Left foot first, then the right one (right one) Five, six, seven, eight, count me in (count me in) Yeah, I got a girl (girl, girl) Every Tuesday, every Thursday (Thursday) Hips back, shoulders loose (loose) Five, six, seven, eight, count me in (count me in) [Bridge – stripped, one clap on the beat, filtered bass] Is she more fun than me? (than me) Yeah, she's more fun than me (more fun) But watch my feet, baby (watch my feet) I'm catching up (catching up) [Drop – beat cuts out, chopped hook only] Five (five) six (six) seven (seven) eight! [Final Chorus – key up, full drums, gang vocals, double-time hats] Yeah, I got a girl (girl, girl) She says "again" (again, again) Left foot first, then the right one (right one) Five, six, seven, eight, count me in (count me in) Saturday, come dance with me (dance with me) Five, six, seven, eight, count me in (count me in) [Female voice, spoken – music drops to one clap, close-mic, amused] "Your girl?" [Male voice, spoken] "My teacher." [Female voice, spoken] "You did all this… for me?" [Male voice, spoken] "You said I was stiff. I wanted to be the one who finally dances with you." [Kiss – one beat of silence, only a breath] [Dance break – instrumental, key up, claps and bed-squeak hits, he sweeps her into the dance] (Hey! … Again!) [Female voice, spoken – laughing, close-mic] "Wait. You're actually good." [Male voice, spoken] "Don't tell my teacher." [Female voice, spoken] "Again." [Outro – clean voice, filtered beat fading] (Five, six, seven, eight…) Count me in.
