[Verse 1] He patrols the lanes by the bathhouse glow Keys on his belt and a stare that slows Golf cart crawling through the pine-tree dark One patch on his chest, says he knows the park They call him Pelvis, half in joke, half respect He hears every latch, every floorboard flex If a screen door sings, he’s already there With a flashlight beam and a no-nonsense glare [Pre-Chorus] Past midnight, the rules get real No loud squeaks on his watchful wheel If your wagon’s rolling like a parade He’ll pull right up with the shade he made [Chorus] Be quiet! Be quiet! Pelvis is rolling by Be quiet! Be quiet! Don’t wake the sleeping night Squeak too loud, he’ll change your fate Turn that carriage into a pumpkin gate Be quiet! Be quiet! Pelvis is rolling by [Verse 2] He ain’t out there looking for trouble to bite He just wants calm in the summer night Kids with a cooler, couples hand in hand All get a nod when they understand But if your hinge goes yip and your wheel goes creak He’ll spin that cart like a lawman streak Not mean, just firm, with a sawdust grin Like the whole campground’s resting in his hands of tin [Pre-Chorus] Past midnight, the rules get real No loud squeaks on his watchful wheel If your wagon’s rolling like a parade He’ll pull right up with the shade he made [Chorus] Be quiet! Be quiet! Pelvis is rolling by Be quiet! Be quiet! Don’t wake the sleeping night Squeak too loud, he’ll change your fate Turn that carriage into a pumpkin gate Be quiet! Be quiet! Pelvis is rolling by [Bridge] Maybe he lost a dream in the dust somewhere Maybe that patch is his armor, his prayer He’s a guardian of sleep, of the campfire hush A hard-faced heart in a golf-cart rush [Final Chorus] Be quiet! Be quiet! Pelvis is rolling by Be quiet! Be quiet! He keeps the peace alive Squeak too loud, you’ll pay that toll One loud hinge and he’s in patrol Be quiet! Be quiet! Pelvis is rolling by
